Tara Marie made me do it… blame her
I really had a hard time coming up with ten things… cuz weird? About me?
1. I own eight shades of nail polish. All shades of purple.
2. My kitchen is done with a duckie theme. And at last count I own over 40 ducks of some sort – some stuffed animals, rubbaducks, plastic, keychains even a PEZ thing. Oh I have one of those ALFAC duckies that scream too. Most of them given to me by net friends or my ex.
3. I tend to kill English – see le sigh, tis, sez and sqqquuuee (but that is so a phile thing from somewhere).
4. I change subjects at a drop of a hat and ten mins later will pick up something that was said 10 mins before and expect whoever I am chatting with, talking to or emailing with to follow along.
5. My old password at the hotel (well really anything from age 17-21) was the date Santa Barbara went off the air.
6. Redwyne is the only screen name I have ever used. It comes from a few bottles of wine I… acquired from an ex’s apt after I found out he had screwed a friend and fellow co-worker. We had a party at his expense. They were nice bottles. WHAT? It isn’t a B&E if you have a key!
7. I play with my hair. If I am not careful I do it all the time. Another serious reason it needs to be cut (it is down to my ass).
8. I hate the light so I tend to wear sunglasses inside and rarely open my blinds.
9. I use to be able to do a blowjob without using my hands. The drink people… jeeze.
10. I have always thought I would die in a car accident.
hmmm does that work… everything I kept coming up with was so prolly was too TMI
tag, I shall once again tag Jane – ANY damn ja(y)ne will do since she completely blew me the fuck off last time… keishon, meljean and bam
Okay. I’ll admit it. I thought she meant the “real” blowjob, not an adult beverage. Though, I suppose they each could be considered both… Think I’ll stop while I’m ahead. 🙂
Sybil – re number 4, my mom does that. We just say,”Mom’s interleaving again.” If you can’t do that when you’re talking to her, you’ll walk away hopelessly confused or trying to put your shoes in the refrigerator and the butter in the closet. She regularly carries on 2-3 conversations at any one time – especially when there are a lot of people around.
HA! You got suckered into doing this too. Glad I’m not the only one.
goddamn it, sybil.
#3 – You don’t kill it – you’re a trend setter with those!
#4 – I am so with you on that one!!! I do exactly the same thing and then when they can’t follow where I’m going, I say “oh right! You weren’t in the head with me.” Ron was the only one who could follow my convaluted meanderings.
And OK – I clicked on # 9 even though you warned us we had dirty minds. And boy – does that sound like one nice drink! I lurve Baileys. In fact you should see the giant bottle of it that I have. I think I frightened Ryan when he saw the size of it LOL – but it was the only size they had when I was in the mood for more. And have you tried the other flavours? The caramel or the mint? They only had those in huge sized bottles too and I didn’t have the money for them too. But I am curious as to how they taste!
Uh, number 4 – yes.
5. SHUT UP!! I used to tape the show when it only aired at 3am – I should have known then that it was getting the axe but I was so surprised.
9. Yes, my dirty mind and I couldn’t figure out why that would be a big deal 😉
10. I just know I’m not meant to get on an airplane.
CindyS
Whuh? What does this “tag” mean? What is this thing you speak of?
Mine says “Dry Clean Only.”
Um okay. Top Ten Weird things about me. In no particular order.
1. I like rootbeer in the bottles.
2. My favorite snack is kimchee and sunkist (why do all these things revolve around Soda).
3. I like knee socks from wal-mart. they are soft and they stay up. Heck, I just like knee socks.
4. One of my favorite writers is Ayn Rand even though i don’t agree with all her philosophies. Is there a better book catch phrase than “who is John Galt?”
5. I love football so much that on Sundays, we turn off the phone and don’t answer the door.
6. I don’t wear makeup but I own scads of it. Just in case. I don’t know what the “case” is but I want to be prepared for whenever an event occurs in which I will need a lot of makeup. Like the Mrs. Asian American Romance Review Blogger contest that I hear may be taking place at RWA 2010.
7. I wish I was a redhead and I think that desire was fueled by reading too many Lass Small books.
8. I once saw a pro football player’s penis. It was at a bar and he was showing it to everyone. It was pierced. I had never seen a pierced one before. What can I say? I am curious. It’s like the time one of my girlfriend’s got implants. We all had to touch them.
9. I hate talking on the phone.
10. I have had a bluetooth phone for 3 years and I have never been able to get the headset to work consistently. Maybe that is why I hate talking on the phone.
yummy rootbeer
I have seen a recent ex pro football player’s penis *g*. It wasn’t pierced. Although there was once this bellman who whipped it out during a party because people didn’t think he was really 12 inches. I think rulers were involved. Again nothing pierced. Who knew I had lead such a sheltered life?
I am a redhead though! Do I get points for that?