How to drive a cover model ’round the bend, in ten easy steps…
Monday, April 21, 2008 14:38Hi folks – haven’t been around a lot the last couple of weeks due to a work project. But I just couldn’t pass this one up…
After I read Lynne Connolly’s report from RT about the cover model who Lost It, I wondered how does a cover model go about losing it, and is there anything we can do to help them along. I came up with the following list. Please feel free to add to it. Or criticize me for being an insensitive witch. I’m surprisingly okay with either reaction. 
How to Drive a Cover Model Insane, in ten easy steps…
10. Replace their baby oil with WD40 and then ask them to sit on a hard chair. That might be kind of fun actually…
9. Replace all the mirrors at a shoot with fun-house mirrors.
8. Put Ben-Gay in their thong/jock and then make then stand still for three hours during a photo shoot.
7. Tell them they have to pose with this woman.
6. Replace their hair gel with the stuff used in There’s Something About Mary (yes I know what it was).
5. Tell them they’re actually Fabio’s love child with this woman.
4. Tell them their next Harlequin “guys & daughters” photoshoot is with this little girl.
3. Tell them the trend is hairy men, right after a full-body wax.
2. Tell them Nathan Kamp got all of the cover model jobs left. Oh wait…
and the #1 way to make a cover model Lose It…
1. Don’t give the Mr. Romance award to them!
Any of you have some ideas on how best to drive a cover model insane? Comment here and share the giggle.
Sybil says:
April 21st, 2008 at 3:03 pm
OMG I can’t believe you! How could you?
That would be insensitive whore… derr… work is fring your brain.
Gwen says:
April 21st, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Let’s hope it doesn’t. I need the job.
Sybil says:
April 21st, 2008 at 3:10 pm
If a smartass remark needs to be said I gots it covered.
Gwen says:
April 21st, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Holy crap. This is way funny – read the comments over on this post at the Smart Bitches.
limecello says:
April 21st, 2008 at 9:39 pm
… I … yeah.
sharmi says:
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:27 am
Tell him he has to take an IQ test and he does not pass if his score is less than two digits…
Sybil says:
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 am
Speaking of Cover Models….
I will put this in a post but this seems to fit here too
Rebels of Romance Video Blog Day 4 from the Romantic Times Convention from Miss Media Productions on Vimeo.
Devon says:
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Am I mean for finding this hilarious? Love the woman in 7.
The Romantic Times Convention, Day 4, Part III (In which The Rebels of Romance become ROCKSTARS!) « The Rebels of Romance says:
June 30th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
[...] yet? Before reading on, I’ll give you one more link. The incredibly wicked Sybil’s How to Drive a Cover Model Round the Bend in Ten Easy Steps. Not that I’m advocating this, mind you. I’m just pointing our her wickedness for all the world [...]