Hi folks – haven’t been around a lot the last couple of weeks due to a work project. But I just couldn’t pass this one up…
After I read Lynne Connolly’s report from RT about the cover model who Lost It, I wondered how does a cover model go about losing it, and is there anything we can do to help them along. I came up with the following list. Please feel free to add to it. Or criticize me for being an insensitive witch. I’m surprisingly okay with either reaction. 😉 
How to Drive a Cover Model Insane, in ten easy steps…
10. Replace their baby oil with WD40 and then ask them to sit on a hard chair. That might be kind of fun actually…
9. Replace all the mirrors at a shoot with fun-house mirrors.
8. Put Ben-Gay in their thong/jock and then make then stand still for three hours during a photo shoot.
7. Tell them they have to pose with this woman.
6. Replace their hair gel with the stuff used in There’s Something About Mary (yes I know what it was).
5. Tell them they’re actually Fabio’s love child with this woman.
4. Tell them their next Harlequin “guys & daughters” photoshoot is with this little girl.
3. Tell them the trend is hairy men, right after a full-body wax.
2. Tell them Nathan Kamp got all of the cover model jobs left. Oh wait…
and the #1 way to make a cover model Lose It…
1. Don’t give the Mr. Romance award to them!
Any of you have some ideas on how best to drive a cover model insane? Comment here and share the giggle.
OMG I can’t believe you! How could you?
That would be insensitive whore… derr… work is fring your brain.
Let’s hope it doesn’t. I need the job.
If a smartass remark needs to be said I gots it covered.
Holy crap. This is way funny – read the comments over on this post at the Smart Bitches.
… I … yeah.
Tell him he has to take an IQ test and he does not pass if his score is less than two digits…
Speaking of Cover Models….
I will put this in a post but this seems to fit here too 😉
Rebels of Romance Video Blog Day 4 from the Romantic Times Convention from Miss Media Productions on Vimeo.
Am I mean for finding this hilarious? Love the woman in 7.