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Skye O'Malley by Bertrice Small

Fellow blogger Karen Scott tells us about Small’s crowning work (and a favorite of Bev and Gwen), Skye O’Malley.  Read on for her inimitable thoughts and part of Karen’s plot summary…

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Skye is the beautiful fiery daughter of Dubhdara O’Malley, chief of Clan O’Malley, born to him in 1540.

From birth, Skye is promised to the odious Dom O’Flaherty (are you still awake?) who is basically an absolute c*nting twat. (erm… that’s my view but Skye didn’t like him either).

Days before her marriage to Dom the Twat, she meets Niall “Hubba Hubba” Burke, with whom she falls instantly in love with.  She begs and pleads with her father to stop the marriage, but The O’Malley (as he’s fondly known in Ireland) refuses to renege on a promise made years before.

Niall obviously falls in love with Skye, and is frustrated by her upcoming nuptials to another man.

Anyway, the wedding takes place, and just as Dom The Twat is about to take Beautiful Skye to bed, Niall claims the droit du seigneur, which basically means that he can have sex with her before her new husband (yeah, that was a WTF moment for me too).  So he does, to the displeasure of Dom The Twat.

Anyway, after their assignation, Niall is kidnapped (how rude?) from Skye’s bed whilst she’s still sleeping, and when Skye wakens, she finds that her Daddy Dearest has organised for her to stay at a convent whilst she waits to see if her and Niall’s union has resulted in a child being conceived.

Luckily (or unluckily) for Skye, she’s not pregnant, and so her torturous married life to Dom The Twat begins.  She is immediately installed in Dom’s house, where his sister Claire The Fucking Bitch lives also.  During their marriage, Dom treats her like shit, and forces his sick perversions on her whenever he can.

Things come to a head when Skye comes across her husband and his sister shagging.

Jesus. Mary. And Fucking Joseph.

WTF? Incest? Urgggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!

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Back to Sybil Azteclady now…

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You can read the rest of KarenS October 2005 review? thoughts? uh, whatever you wanna call that HERE.  I think Karen is back up though at word press and talking about contests again. Go figure… Such a pain in the arse that girlie.

Sorry, I must run.  Be back really really soon unless Bev or Gwen keel me first but uh I have prizes… LOTS of them! Really! So don’t let them keel me. Anyways, I am too cute to die young. le sigh not that I am all that young anymore. So how long can I hold the 25 book thing over you guys?

Although I guess the list is made and Bev or Gwen can get to it but they have been sick and now Gwen is spring-breaking it and like useless and prolly drunk RIGHT now… and Bev I is off planning good vibrations or something… [be ascared…]