We wanted to show one of our commenters, Azteclady, that we love and respect her. How you ask? Why, by perpetuating a typo and giving her photos of cockpuppets, of course!
Enjoy! (If you’re scratching your head about this, read the comments in this thread, if you dare.)
Two Aussies (of course, what else would they be) have a stage show they do worldwide called, “Puppetry of the Penis.” Here are a couple of fun pics. Warning – you may find yourself saying “OUCH!” to the bottom pic.
Totally didn’t see the NSFW tag.
Totally.
I cannot breathe!!!
*laughs* Lisa – I… cannot even imagine.
As to the reason for this post … I tried to read most the comments but had to stop. This post however -haha, loved it!
Hmmm….Am I the only one not so impressed with “Nessie”?
I loved azteclady’s malapropism, or was it a Freudian slip…either way…LOL 🙂
The guy in that photo could totally do with some manscaping.
Always enjoy AztecLady’s comments. Had no idea penis puppets could be a result of blog commenting. LMAO Okay, the neck of the Lock Ness above makes me feel sorry for the male involved. And the woman who fake it for him.
Ummm…about Nessie…ick. Now my eyes hurt.
Leah – I’d loan you some of Bev(QB)’s Brain Brillo, but I think she used it all on my non-genital orgasm post.
🙂
Hee! Maybe it’s the angle?
Devon – that’s what he tells his dates.
hmmmppphhhh! You call THAT the Loch Ness Monster?!
THIS is the Loch Ness Monster..
In case you haven’t met him before, that’s Angus Hungwell and his pet Cockzilla. You know that famous pic of Nessie’s neck and head rising out of the water? Was just Angus doing the backstroke.
(hee-hee, Syb is sooooo gonna need meds when she sees your post, Gwen.)
I come back from a long weekend to THIS!!!
Flowers and huge cocks! Very nice huge Scottish cocks.
I’m still laughing, and still can’t breathe.
(I see your evil plot–you are trying to suffocate me to death!!! *gasp*)
katie(babs), emphasis on the HUGE–this would be one of the few times when I would understand the heroine saying something like, “You wanna put that WHERE???? ’cause it ain’t gonna fit.”
Looks like Mr Snufalufagus is rooting around under that man’s skirt.
OMFG Lisabea!!
How about Alf?
I keep coming back here, and laughing myself silly.
Ladies, thank you so very much!!! *wiping tear off* I feel so loved!!! *sniff*
I can’t stop laughing every time I scroll buy it in Google Reader. I can’t imagine trying to fake it like those other women, no thanks for me!
Um…eewww! Those two guys look like 70’s porn actors…yuck! Bev, I was just wondering if it wouldn’t be itchy how he has his wiener sitting there on the grass?! Hmm…
Why do I keep thinking of a horse when I see this last pic? “shudders” 🙂
I wonder what he uses to keep that thing from hurting himself when he walks? He must have lots of bruises on his thighs.
Leah – he doesn’t walk, he STRUTS.
Where is the picture of porn star John C Holmes? He had the ultimate cock puppet. No sock could fit on his!
Saw the guy in plaid a year ago in a powerpoint thing passed around these nets of manparts exposed due to various fortunate/unfortunate angles. Believe I fell off my chair.
If this picture is the real thing then I’m surprised there isn’t a mass female emigration from everywhere else to Scotland.
Bonnie
Bonnie – Photoshop is your friend.
Shadows and light all wrong for Cockzilla to be real. But it IS rather entertaining.
Makes you wonder if his ‘friends’ did the enhancement in an effort to drum up some endorsement contracts from all those herbal remedy companies that keep telling me my penis is too small. LOL
Bonnie
Every time I check TGTB&TU, I smile. There’s my name, right next to the bunnies! *chuckling* And there’s the typo, now forever enshrined in the annals of the intrawebs!
I read that as “anals”. Gee, lisabea, what have you been reading???
I do believe that this post has, singlehandedly, reduced the IQ of the Internet by at least 8 points.
By the way – did anyone else notice that the thumbnail for this story was “The Good, The Bad, The Bunny”? And isn’t that appropos for the site?
*laughing again* dammit, Gwen, I had to double check now! *chuckle* Very cute and very appropos!
I NEED THAT BOOK!
The unbunny one. You know my mom is sooooo not happy that my lil sis has discovered google and search.
LOL! I imagine that a lot of parents out there are seriously pissed off at Google search. Thank goodness it has a “safe search” feature.