To AztecLady, with Love and Cockpuppets (NSFW)
Sunday, February 17, 2008 22:29Posted in category Ponderings
We wanted to show one of our commenters, Azteclady, that we love and respect her. How you ask? Why, by perpetuating a typo and giving her photos of cockpuppets, of course!
Enjoy! (If you’re scratching your head about this, read the comments in this thread, if you dare.)
Two Aussies (of course, what else would they be) have a stage show they do worldwide called, “Puppetry of the Penis.” Here are a couple of fun pics. Warning - you may find yourself saying “OUCH!” to the bottom pic.
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lisabea says:
February 17th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Totally didn’t see the NSFW tag.
Totally.
azteclady says:
February 17th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I cannot breathe!!!
JSL says:
February 17th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
*laughs* Lisa – I… cannot even imagine.
As to the reason for this post … I tried to read most the comments but had to stop. This post however -haha, loved it!
Kim says:
February 17th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Hmmm….Am I the only one not so impressed with “Nessie”?
I loved azteclady’s malapropism, or was it a Freudian slip…either way…LOL
Gwen says:
February 17th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
The guy in that photo could totally do with some manscaping.
Gail Faulkner says:
February 18th, 2008 at 4:33 am
Always enjoy AztecLady’s comments. Had no idea penis puppets could be a result of blog commenting. LMAO Okay, the neck of the Lock Ness above makes me feel sorry for the male involved. And the woman who fake it for him.
MB (Leah) says:
February 18th, 2008 at 5:43 am
Ummm…about Nessie…ick. Now my eyes hurt.
Gwen says:
February 18th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Leah – I’d loan you some of Bev(QB)’s Brain Brillo, but I think she used it all on my non-genital orgasm post.
Devon says:
February 18th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Hee! Maybe it’s the angle?
Gwen says:
February 18th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Devon – that’s what he tells his dates.
Bev(QB) says:
February 18th, 2008 at 9:45 am
hmmmppphhhh! You call THAT the Loch Ness Monster?!
THIS is the Loch Ness Monster..
In case you haven’t met him before, that’s Angus Hungwell and his pet Cockzilla. You know that famous pic of Nessie’s neck and head rising out of the water? Was just Angus doing the backstroke.
(hee-hee, Syb is sooooo gonna need meds when she sees your post, Gwen.)
katiebabs says:
February 18th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I come back from a long weekend to THIS!!!
Flowers and huge cocks! Very nice huge Scottish cocks.
azteclady says:
February 18th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I’m still laughing, and still can’t breathe.
(I see your evil plot–you are trying to suffocate me to death!!! *gasp*)
katie(babs), emphasis on the HUGE–this would be one of the few times when I would understand the heroine saying something like, “You wanna put that WHERE???? ’cause it ain’t gonna fit.”
lisabea says:
February 18th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Looks like Mr Snufalufagus is rooting around under that man’s skirt.
katiebabs says:
February 18th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
OMFG Lisabea!!
How about Alf?
azteclady says:
February 18th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I keep coming back here, and laughing myself silly.
Ladies, thank you so very much!!! *wiping tear off* I feel so loved!!! *sniff*
Pam P says:
February 18th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
I can’t stop laughing every time I scroll buy it in Google Reader. I can’t imagine trying to fake it like those other women, no thanks for me!
sharmi says:
February 19th, 2008 at 6:21 am
Um…eewww! Those two guys look like 70′s porn actors…yuck! Bev, I was just wondering if it wouldn’t be itchy how he has his wiener sitting there on the grass?! Hmm…
MB (Leah) says:
February 19th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Why do I keep thinking of a horse when I see this last pic? “shudders”
I wonder what he uses to keep that thing from hurting himself when he walks? He must have lots of bruises on his thighs.
Gwen says:
February 19th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Leah – he doesn’t walk, he STRUTS.
katiebabs says:
February 19th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Where is the picture of porn star John C Holmes? He had the ultimate cock puppet. No sock could fit on his!
sherry thomas says:
February 20th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Saw the guy in plaid a year ago in a powerpoint thing passed around these nets of manparts exposed due to various fortunate/unfortunate angles. Believe I fell off my chair.
Bonnie Edwards says:
February 20th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
If this picture is the real thing then I’m surprised there isn’t a mass female emigration from everywhere else to Scotland.
Bonnie
Gwen says:
February 20th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Bonnie – Photoshop is your friend.
Shadows and light all wrong for Cockzilla to be real. But it IS rather entertaining.
Bonnie Edwards says:
February 21st, 2008 at 11:40 am
Makes you wonder if his ‘friends’ did the enhancement in an effort to drum up some endorsement contracts from all those herbal remedy companies that keep telling me my penis is too small. LOL
Bonnie
azteclady says:
February 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Every time I check TGTB&TU, I smile. There’s my name, right next to the bunnies! *chuckling* And there’s the typo, now forever enshrined in the annals of the intrawebs!
lisabea says:
February 21st, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I read that as “anals”. Gee, lisabea, what have you been reading???
Gwen says:
February 21st, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I do believe that this post has, singlehandedly, reduced the IQ of the Internet by at least 8 points.
Gwen says:
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:21 pm
By the way – did anyone else notice that the thumbnail for this story was “The Good, The Bad, The Bunny”? And isn’t that appropos for the site?
azteclady says:
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
*laughing again* dammit, Gwen, I had to double check now! *chuckle* Very cute and very appropos!
Sybil says:
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I NEED THAT BOOK!
The unbunny one. You know my mom is sooooo not happy that my lil sis has discovered google and search.
Gwen says:
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:05 pm
LOL! I imagine that a lot of parents out there are seriously pissed off at Google search. Thank goodness it has a “safe search” feature.
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