aka how I am driving Teddy Pig to drink… The amazing, wonderful, awesome, handsome, kind, adorable Teddy Pig, who I lurveseses muchly, finally gave in offered to help me fix my blog issues. You know that whole server thang. And he had the wonderful idea to redo the template since I was still not completely happy with this one.He said I should do THREE columns…. yes…. I was over the moon with joy cuz I had just recently put aside my dreams of three columns. And while he was doing the test blog I mentioned the template I have been lusting after for months and months and months.

The one that got away. The one that could not be mine. I showed it to him like that sad girl who carries around a picture of the man that got away. He being a boy, ignored me. Repeatedly, most likely rolling his eyes while doing it.

Then finally I told him he HAD to look at it. I needed him to say ‘no sybil, no no’. I needed someone to point out why this wouldn’t work for me so I could put it away in that box with all lost lurves one may never have… so while he was telling me no. Repeatedly. bastard

Something awesome happened… something wonderful…. something fucking fantastic… he decided it rocked the house too.

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It shall be mine. OH YES it shall… of course with everyfuckingthing blogwise TGTBTU has issues. And Teddy is telling me I am going to lose all my comments! YES! ALL OF THEM! So while I am hoping for a sign from fucking god to fix that because I do not want to lose all of your wonderful and witty comments, or you know, saving the shit I need to repost later…. teddy has been making the new template his bitch.

The Good, The Bad, The Unread will look somewhat different but go forth and see what we will one day look like. Hopefully really really soon. Yes, it is beyond sad how excited this makes me. shut up and let me have my fun… click on the piggie and sqquuueee with me 😉