mms.JPGBook CoverDecadent by Shayla Black 

Contemporary Erotic Romance published by Berkley Trade paperback on October 2, 2007

Reviewed by BevL(QB)

As a teenager, Kimber met pop star Jesse when her father’s company provided his bodyguard services. Through the intervening years of phone calls, emails and letters, Kimber is convinced that Jesse is “The One”. But Jesse won’t let Kimber join him on his tour because he doesn’t think she can handle his lifestyle. Kimber isn’t sure what he’s talking about, but begins to hear rumors about his predilection for ménages. So, deciding it‘s time to discover if she could have a permanent relationship with Jesse, she realizes she must first find out if she can handle his ménage lifestyle.

Kimber has also heard rumors that Deke, an ex-Special Ops Ranger who used to work for her father, enjoys ménages too. She hasn’t seen him in the five years since she was 17, and back then he was a real jerk towards her. But, for Jesse, she decides she’ll swallow her pride and ask Deke to teach her about menages. She has one caveat though– she must save her virginity for Jesse.

Yeah, you read that right, she’s still a virgin and intends to remain so throughout her “training” with Deke and his long-time ménage partner, his cousin Luc. (Honestly, there’s a lot about Kimber that I had to swallow. Just go with it, okay?) While Deke tries to scare Kimber off to hide the fact that she’s had him straining his zipper since she was 17, Luc believes that they have finally found a woman they can marry and have babies with.

I have to admit up front that I’m not a big fan of the wildly popular Special Ops/Ranger/Navy Seal/Green Beret contemporary romance sub-genre. Those surly uber-alphas just piss me off and I can’t figure out how women can fall in love with overbearing men who don’t laugh. Bed them? Oh, hell yeah! But love? Nuh-uh. No way. I’d have to force him to eat certain parts of his anatomy… backwards. Perversely, apply that same behavior to a character with fangs, fur, or a kilt, and I’m drooling all over the pages. Go figure.

But Shayla Black gives us more than the standard story of a stoic alpha hard-ass who pushes away the one woman he wants. She weaves in Kimber’s relationship with pop star Jesse, threats to Kimber and her family (although that feels a bit contrived), two love triangles (Deke/Kimber/Jesse and Deke/Kimber/Luc), Deke’s inability to perform sexually without another man present (uh-huh, you read that right- situational erectile dysfunction in an erotic romance!), and she gives us Luc.
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Ah, Luc… I‘ve already stated my opinion of men like Deke, and Kimber‘s character was a bit inconsistent, but I have a complete crush on Luc. Now see, this is the bit about this sub-genre that I don’t understand. Deke has always treated Kimber like crap. He’s just plain MEAN to her. It started when she was a teen, and after two days of not one civilized word from him, Kimber decides she might be falling in love with Deke and starts questioning her longtime feelings for Jesse. She adores Luc too, but is in love with the man that shows her no respect or affection.

Kimber, sweetheart, let’s talk, okay? Luc is a chef and a successful cookbook author with dark Mediterranean good looks and a gorgeous body. Did you catch that, Kimber? He’s swoon worthy AND HE COOKS! Not to mention that he revs your motor from zero to 60 with just a brush of his lips, or that he’s a master at aural sex (yeah, that’s spelled right), treats you with respect and tenderness AND wants to marry and have babies with you! But n-o-o-o-o, you love the one that pisses you off, hurts your feelings, and makes you cry, not the one who cherishes you and makes you smile. GAK!

Shayla Black, I’m keeping an eye on you– my Luc deserves to meet a woman who can appreciate how freaking great he is. So I’ll be watching for his book to make sure you treat him right. Got it? Oh, and I’m guessing that Kimber’s brothers, Hunter and Logan (Logan intrigues me), will get their own stories, but how about their father? He’s hardly an old geezer at 48, and I’d also like to read HIS story.

Just to be clear, Decadent contains m/f/m ménage scenes so erotic that it should come with a warning to never, EVER read it in public… all that involuntary panting and whimpering could prove embarassing. If ménages just flat out do it for you, don’t miss this one. And consider it a must read for all you Special Ops/Rangers/Navy Seal/Green Beret fans. The multiple plot lines elevate it a step above many books in this sub-genre. Plus, it’s got Luc. *sigh*

Grade: B

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