Dear Self: The Texas Ranger

Written by Sybil · November 19, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized 

Dear Self,

You have read The Texas Ranger.

You did not like The Texas Ranger.

In fact you didn't even blog about this book because no one had annoyed you enough that week to make them read about your dislike of this book.

For the love of all that is holy - stop buying this fucking book.

Otherwise you will be forced to keep said book because somewhere deep inside you must really love a book you rebuy four times. And there will be an essay required regarding surgical procedures needed to remove a hyman.

Love,
Me

p.s. really might want to rethink the buying diana palmer thing...

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6 Responses to “Dear Self: The Texas Ranger”

  1. Kristie (J) on November 20th, 2006 9:04 pm

    I'm thinking your PS is correct. If I remember rightly, you really didn't like her last one either did you? And with so many to read, you really need to move on :)

  2. CindyS on November 21st, 2006 1:26 am

    I'm lost with Palmer. I don't want any of her new releases because they are crazy PC - I like the old 'holy shit, this can't be happening' kind of romances she used to write. Yes. I have a problem.

    4 times! Me thinks you need a list ;)

    Cindy

  3. Suisan on November 21st, 2006 3:20 am

    ha ha ha!

    Four times?

    OK, you beat me out. I only ever bought the same book twice and then took it out form the library.

    I do enjoy laughing at your misfortunes. ;)

  4. Zeek on November 21st, 2006 10:13 am

    OMG, that's too funny! I never read DP, way to boring ...

  5. Dear Author.Com | USA Today Besteller List, Week Ending March 4, 2007 on March 9th, 2007 12:43 am

    [...] Lover Revealed, J.R. Ward (Onyx), $7.99, No. 76 (debut). So much for the laydown date. I think everyone and their cousin bought it early. The Scent of Shadows, Vicki Pettersson (Eos), $6.99, No. 82 (debut). Eos is the imprint for Kelley Armstrong whom I adore so I may give this one a try. Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Andrea Kane (Avon), $7.99, No. 92 (debut). Hard To Handle, Diana Palmer (HQN), $13.95, No. 94 (debut).  Palmer is one of Sybil’s guilty pleasures. [...]

  6. Dear Author.Com | USA Today Besteller List, Week Ending March 11, 2007 on March 15th, 2007 12:21 pm

    [...] Out of the List Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Andrea Kane (Avon), $7.99, No. 92 (debut). Hard To Handle, Diana Palmer (HQN), $13.95, No. 94 (debut). Palmer is one of Sybil’s guilty pleasures. The Taste of Innocence, Stephanie Laurens (William Morrow), $24.95, No. 97 (debut). Most Likely to Die (Zebra Fiction), Lisa Jackson, Beverly Barton, Wendy Corsi Staub (Zebra),$7.99 No. 111 (Peak 5). Fell from 17. Too Wicked to Tame, Sophie Jordan (Avon), $5.99, No. 113 (debut). Tongue In Chic, Christina Dodd, Signet, $7.99, No. 115 (Peak 17). Was 34 last week. The Winter Lodge, Susan Wiggs (MIRA), $7.99, No. 117 (Peak 13). Causing Havoc, Lori Foster (Berkley), $7.99, No. 121 (Peak 13). The Marcelli Princess, Susan Mallery (Pocket Star), $6.99, No. 130 (debut). All Night Long, Jayne Ann Krentz (Jove), $7.99, No. 146 (Peak 33). [...]

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