Dear Self,
You have read The Texas Ranger.
You did not like The Texas Ranger.
In fact you didn’t even blog about this book because no one had annoyed you enough that week to make them read about your dislike of this book.
For the love of all that is holy – stop buying this fucking book.
Otherwise you will be forced to keep said book because somewhere deep inside you must really love a book you rebuy four times. And there will be an essay required regarding surgical procedures needed to remove a hymen.
Love,
Me
p.s. really might want to rethink the buying diana palmer thing…
UPDATE: if you didn’t notice this post is from 2006. I haven’t bought this book again – thank you verra much – although I did almost pick it up again at a library sale. In my defense I tend to just pick up any DP books. Book!Crack It is What’s for Dinner. ::shrug:: Oh so I am still reading her, one should so remember that anytime I hate your book. And OMG I sooooo can not fucking spell and really should read my posts before hitting publish. That is all, what? I can ramble all I want, you won’t see this anyway and tis my blog. LOL I know you have missed me, yes *eg*
I’m thinking your PS is correct. If I remember rightly, you really didn’t like her last one either did you? And with so many to read, you really need to move on 🙂
I’m lost with Palmer. I don’t want any of her new releases because they are crazy PC – I like the old ‘holy shit, this can’t be happening’ kind of romances she used to write. Yes. I have a problem.
4 times! Me thinks you need a list 😉
Cindy
ha ha ha!
Four times?
OK, you beat me out. I only ever bought the same book twice and then took it out form the library.
I do enjoy laughing at your misfortunes. 😉
OMG, that’s too funny! I never read DP, way to boring …