this made me giggle muchly…

Unexpected Visions
THE EXPECTED ONE is written as fiction, but author Kathleen McGowan “says it mirrors her own life,” and she believes that she is a descendant of a marriage between Mary Magdalene and Jesus. And visions experienced by her character Maureen’s “are ‘verbatim’ accounts of her own visions of Mary Magdalene,” USA Today notes. McGowan adds: “Maureen is a fictional character, but there is a lot of me in Maureen. I know it will be hard for people to accept this, but it’s true.”
USA Today