Sybil asked me to post about this contest. It’s a Best Rant Contest. I should probably be insulted that she thought I’d be interested in this, but I’m not. I think it’s hilarious.
So go here, read the rules, and rant away. You can find out more about this author here.Â
Just in case you’re at a loss for topics to rant about, here are a few suggestions:
1. Laundry, especially dirty.
2. Boyfriends/brothers/husbands who pee on the seat.
3. Slow drivers in the fast lane.
4. Rude people.
5. Neighbors who let their dogs crap in your yard, and don’t pick it up.
6. Teenage drivers.
7. Television commercials that teach my kid more about sex-ed than *I* have (a.k.a. Victoria’s Secret).
8. Complete inability to pick the “fast” lane at the drive-thru bank.
9. Mother-in-laws.
10. Daughter-in-laws.
11. Dieting.
12. Bloggers who ramble on incessantly about things that bug the shit out of her.Â
Enjoy!
Thanks for the opportunity to just bitch. My 18 year old has been to the beach many times so far this summer, even spending a week with her friends for senior week. I have bought her food for all the times she has gone down there, my husband has cleaned out coolers and bought ice for them. When she was going away I made sure all her clothes were clean. Today when I go to look for beach towels since my son is going down the shore I find that I am missing at least three beach towels. I ask her where they are and she tells me that she didn’t take them. Well, she was the only one that has been to the beach so I know she has them. Then she admits that she remembers leaving one at a friends house. I told her you want to borrow or take anything out of this house ever again you had better find these towels. So off she went to Wal-Mart at eight this morning before she went to work to try and buy some.