Author Babarba Samuel, who wrote romance once upon a time and still visits from time to time, guest blogged on Romancing the Blog today.

She wants to help readers see the light and understand why we should care a bout the RITA Awards. You know… like we do the Oscars. Because Rita is just like the Oscars.

Well if you made it all about one genre.

So I thought about it. Why do we care about the Oscars and not the RITAs? I didn’t watch the Oscars this year. So maybe I am a bad one to call it. But I think in general people care about movie stars and the like more than they care about your everyday author.

Because you know those movie people. Hey Brit’s shaved her head! OMG! Anna Nicole passed away! Tom’s still crazy! Jolie is adopting another kiddo! When was the last time you hear about the private lives of romance authors? Not counting LKH, of course.

You don’t. At least not often, see LKH, and really do you want to know about their private lives? Don’t we say review the book – not the author. Don’t we say private lives are off limits? Don’t we say unless they bring it to the table, you don’t dine in that restaurant?

Oscars are the glitz and the glam, the money of the world of movies brought home to us on TV. The uber wealthy, beautiful people and honestly it is a little over my head why we give a fuck but there are people there lined up with their cameras shouting for the attention of their favorite star.


I just can’t see that for authors. I don’t want to see that in authors. I don’t want to know that much about most authors. So that sort of screws with the Oscar idea.

So as a reader… do I care about the RITAs? Well to a point yes. Because I love for authors I read to do well with anything. I am beyond delighted for Lisa Kleypas hitting 14 on the NY Times list. I sqqquueee’ed when I heard JR Ward is #5. I thought it blew they both lost at the RITA’s last year.

Honestly though I don’t think the RITA’s matter much in the grand scheme of things. I am sure it is an honor to win and be ‘awarded by your peers’ if you are an author who see’s RWA as your peers (some don’t). But a RITA doesn’t mean your next book will sell. It doesn’t mean that readers will like it. It doesn’t mean you will hit ‘the lists’ I am pretty sure it doesn’t automatically equal more money in your pocket.

And what the hell is up with the categories?

from:
RITA and Golden Heart Category Descriptions and Judging Guidelines

Best Contemporary Single Title Romance
Romantic novels released as individual titles, not as part of a series. The word count for those novels is over 70,000.

Judging guidelines: In this category, the love story is the main focus of the novel, and the end of the book is emotionally satisfying.
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OK I get that one

Best Inspirational Romance
Romantic novels in which one or more characters’ religious or spiritual beliefs (in the context of any religion or spiritual belief system) are a major part of their developing relationship, not merely a minor element or subplot. All inspirational books, set in any place or era, shall be eligible for this category. The word count for these novels is a minimum of 40,000 words.

Judging guidelines: In this category, one or more characters’ religious or spiritual beliefs (in the context of any religion or spiritual belief system) are blended with and form a significant and substantial part of the love story, and the end of the book is emotionally satisfying.
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Do they REALLY include any religion or spiritual belief system

Best Long Contemporary Romance
Romantic novels in which sensuality may constitute a strong element in the romance. The word count for these novels is over 70,000 words.
Judging guidelines: In this category, the love story is the main focus of the novel, and the end of the book is emotionally satisfying.
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All the books nom’ed in 2006 were Harlequin Categories…

Best Long Historical Romance
Novels or sagas which have a strong romantic element throughout. The word count for these novels is over 95,000 words.

Judging guidelines: In this category, the love story is the main focus of the novel, and the end of the book is emotionally satisfying.
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uh huh… get this one

Best Novel with Strong Romantic Elements
A work of fiction not belonging in another category that contains a strong romantic element, such that one or more romances contained in the story form an integral part of the story’s structure, but in which other themes or stories may also be significantly developed. The word count for these novels is a minimum of 80,000 words.

Judging guidelines: Any kind of fiction, of any tone or style and set in any place or time, is eligible for this category. The romantic elements, while not the primary focus of the story, should be an integral and dynamic part of the plot or subplot. The NR term does not apply to this category. Instead, the book may be judged NSRE (no strong romantic elements).
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I don’t get this. Why? Who cares. Romance awards should be for romance books… right?

Best Paranormal Romance
Time Travel, Futuristic, Fantasy, Paranormal. Romantic novels in which the future, a fantasy world, or paranormal happenings are a major element of the plot. These may be single-title releases or books published within established category romance lines fitting other category descriptions. The word count for these novels is a minimum of 40,000.

Judging guidelines: In this category, the love story is the main focus of the novel, and the end of the book is emotionally satisfying.
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okay get this one…

Best Regency Romance
Romantic historical novels with primary settings during the Regency period, typically 1795-1840. The word count for these novels is 40,000-85,000 words.

Judging guidelines: The category includes comedy of manners as well as darker stories, and the books may contain a variety of story elements, such as sexual content, paranormal elements, mystery, suspense, adventure, and non-traditional settings.
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WHY? They aren’t even published anymore if they mean trads. And if they don’t… what? Are we afraid a Regency won’t win in the ‘regular’ historical category?

Best Romantic Suspense
Romantic novels in which suspense is a major element of the plot. The word count for these novels is a minimum of 40,000 words.
Judging guidelines: In this category, a suspense plot is blended with a love story, which is the main focus of the novel, and the end of the book is emotionally satisfying.
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got cha

Best Short Contemporary Romance
Romantic novels in which sensuality may constitute a strong element in the romance. The word count for these novels is 40,000-70,000 words.

Judging guidelines: In this category, the love story is the main focus of the novel, and the end of the book is emotionally satisfying.
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Are there even this many contemps published?

Best Short Historical Romance
Novels or sagas which have a strong romantic element throughout. The word count for these novels is 40,000-95,000 words.

Judging guidelines: In this category, the love story is the main focus of the novel, and the end of the book is emotionally satisfying.
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Shouldn’t there be a single historical category as well? Or better yet. One for historical and one for Contemps.

Best Traditional Romance
Sweet romantic novels. The word count for these novels is 40,000-60,000 words.

Judging guidelines: In this category, the emphasis is on the development of an emotional relationship that ultimately results in the promise of a long-term commitment. The stories may include sexual tension and, within marriage, sexual fulfillment.
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What is this? A message that you can only have sexual fulfillment inside marriage?

Best Young Adult Romance
Romantic novels geared to young adult readers. The word count for YA novels is a minimum of 25,000 words.

Judging guidelines: In this category, the love story is the main focus of the novel, and the end of the book is emotionally satisfying.
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We have these?

well if nothing else, this should clear up any ideas that RWA may use RITA for agenda pushing…

But as a reader, eh still not all that interested. But Good Luck if you want one!