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readingiii-by-kathianta.pngI know you are very busy so I wanted to help you out and tell you that we are two days away from September 1st.  We are no longer in July, so having a list of book sales that went on in July doesn’t help you or me.  Honestly it is rather mean of you.

duckpower-sybil.jpgI would like to support the SAPL system by buying those trashy bodice rippers you seem to often not like even having with the ‘real books’.  In fact I often take many of them just to get them out of your way.  I rock like that.

I can’t do that if you don’t let me know WHERE and WHEN they are going on.  Yes I know, the cellar in Downtown is open and selling books.  I mentioned the DOWNTOWN part yes?  Trust me, we want to keep sybil from driving downtown as much as possible, for my saftey as much as for others… really.  So you would be doing not only the library a good thing by updating but the good people of the city as well.  See… win/win.

And after talking to the nice lady downtown, it seems my only option at this point is to call each library.  I do not think Wendy would approve of this option and she IS the super librarian (I am sure you knew that).  Sadly I am to the point I may risk her wrath.  And well I am annoying enough to do it but sadly the shiny will come along and distract me.  I will still be amused but your library sale going on somewhere in the city will be less one person who would be all nice and buy books.  I even help put books in right spots and stuff!  And I only make noise about the insulting signs a few times. HONEST!

sl_thumbnail.jpgSo please do us all a favor and update the book sale page.  I KNOW you can because other things are updated.  And really I would rather support you than pay hospital bills.  Oh and you aren’t allowed to cause me stress you know… you so don’t want me to pull out my seizure card.

Much love,

Sybil