Shannon was going to do a guest post for the lovely and fabulous Sybil, but I beat her to it. For those who don’t know me, I am Ezmerelda, a Guatemalan worry doll being held against my will and forced to act as Shannon’s muse. If Scheherazade had been an inch tall, made of twigs and fabric, and Guatemalan, she would have been me.
It seems everybody has gone to RT. I would have gone, but Shannon is very shy and, after comparing the width of her ass to the width of a potted palm, she realized people might find her. So instead she is hiding under her desk (she has a very big desk) and I am roaming the blogosphere in search of others left behind.
And since she has left me to my own devices, I will amuse myself by giving away her books! She will learn eventually. I’m going to give three people each a download of their choice from any of her available books and to choose the winners, let’s have a pretend RT costume party! Just tell us in the comments who/what you would attend an anything-goes costume party as, and on Sunday evening (while Shannon is distracted watching The Amazing Race) I’ll choose three names.
I’m going as a Guatemalan Scheherazade, by the way.
I guess I’ll be going as a double-wide potted palm?
(She can run, but she can’t hide.)
Hmmm, no clue…will have to think about this….lol
Oh, LOL Ezmerelda, you’re not very nice to Shannon at all, are you? Every week you give me a good laugh. 🙂
I would go as a figment of someone’s imagination. Anybody want to take me up on my offer?
Since this is all pretend, I’d have gone as a male-cover-model inspector. (Of course, that wouldn’t have happened if the husband was in tow…)
Oh, and don’t enter me for a prize, I already HAVE all the Shannon Stacey books. *evil laugh*
a dominatrix or saucy bar maid
Definitely a figment. Lots of figments going around here.
I would go as a witch because I am lazy and that’s what I always dress up as.
Well since Mel took being a covermodel inspector…hmmm…I guess I could go as the covermodel handler (you know the one that walks around every where with them to make sure all the other ladies don’t get too amorous with the models…I would even be willing to tuck them in to bed at night…*G*…to make sure they are rested up for the next day…*GGG*
I would go as a gypsy because I am cheap and lack imagination.:-)
Seriously, probably a medieval lady or a fairy costume because I think they would be lovely costumes to wear.
Harem Girl
If a dream body also goes with that fantasy party then I will go as a sexy fairy. I love fairy costumes.
Absolutely a dream body goes with the fantasy party! You also get all accessories, so if I were to go as say…Eve Dallas, I’d get to bring Roarke. 🙂
You know, if Ezmerelda wasn’t making me go as a potted palm.
I’d go as a P.I. so I could investigate all those hunky cover models! 🙂
I’d probably go a whore – that’s my hubby’s favorite costume *wink* go figure…
Oh Maybe Lady Godiva on the horse.. nah, maybe not, not for me, LOL (I was thinking lots about Shannon’s western, whew)
a costume…mmmm…I want to be on the arm of Darcy so i’ll go as Elizabeth. Love those dresses!
I’d go as a harem girl, too. With the veils. And since we’re allowed a dream body I think I could end up looking pretty good! LOL
It is me, Ezmerelda! Shannon is busy watching The Amazing Race (an hour later because of DVR magic and her inability to not watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition once they’ve introduced the family), so I have numbered everybody and bribed her husband into randomly choosing three numbers with the promise of hiding Shannon’s Doritos and thus increasing his odds of someday having a wife who is not broader in the beam than a potted palm.
And the winners are…
Devon
Cheri J
Annalisa
You can email Shannon at shannonstacey@gmail.com and tell her which of her books you’d like (you can see the choices here) and in which format!