*gasp* It’s a THREE WAY TIE!

You didn’t think we’d have an Oscar party without giving out an award, did you? I suppose you’re wondering just what it will take to win, aren’t you?

…aka, They Interrupted My Snarkfest to Give Out Some Stoopid Ol’ Moovee Awards! You know what? I really didn’t have a clue what movies were nominated. I DID know that I hadn’t seen a single one. I don’t LIKE going to movie theaters. First of all, it’s too dark to read a book, but the [...]

Once upon a time, I loved movies. While not a film snob exactly, I used to consider myself quite well-versed. I read the New York Times Arts & Leisure section, went to the movies all the time, rented little-known artsy films, classic b& w numbers and schlocky horror films. Ah, to be young and pretentious. [...]

Teddypig’s Top Awards For Films That SHOULD Have Won Something At The Oscars. Damn them… damn them all to hell!