Duodecimal: 12 days of Smart Bitchery

Those Bitches at Smart Bitches Trashy Books have shared with us their version of the 12 Days of Christmas.  Sing along, won't you?

 

The Bitches' 12 Days of Christmas

 On the first day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
a well-oiled man-titty.

 On the second day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

 On the third day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
three naked dukes
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

 On the fourth day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
four throbbing swords
three naked dukes
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

On the fifth day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
fiiiiiiive spurts of seeeeeeed!
four throbbing swords
three naked dukes
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

 On the sixth day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
six virgin widows
fiiiiiiive spurts of seeeeeeed!
four throbbing swords
three naked dukes
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

On the seventh day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
seven angsty vampires
six virgin widows
fiiiiiiive spurts of seeeeeeed!
four throbbing swords
three naked dukes
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

 On the eighth day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
eight horny werewolves
seven angsty vampires
six virgin widows
fiiiiiiive spurts of seeeeeeed!
four throbbing swords
three naked dukes
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

 On the ninth day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
nine pebbled nubbins
eight horny werewolves
seven angsty vampires
six virgin widows
fiiiiiiive spurts of seeeeeeed!
four throbbing swords
three naked dukes
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

 On the tenth day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
ten rakes reforming
nine pebbled nubbins
eight horny werewolves
seven angsty vampires
six virgin widows
fiiiiiiive spurts of seeeeeeed!
four throbbing swords
three naked dukes
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

 On the eleventh day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
eleven scheming mamas
ten rakes reforming
nine pebbled nubbins
eight horny werewolves
seven angsty vampires
six virgin widows
fiiiiiiive spurts of seeeeeeed!
four throbbing swords
three naked dukes
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

 On the twelfth day of Christmas my Smart Bitch sent to me...
twelve savage thunders
eleven scheming mamas
ten rakes reforming
nine pebbled nubbins
eight horny werewolves
seven angsty vampires
six virgin widows
fiiiiiiive spurts of seeeeeeed!
four throbbing swords
three naked dukes
two gentle rogues
and a well-oiled man-titty.

Buy Me

Due to the ever wonderful Smart Bitches I have a $10 gift cert to use at Amazon. So I must spend 25 so I get free shipping.

duh

So what do I want to get? Any suggestions? I want Lord of Sin, but I want it as soon as I can. So I shouldn't order it.

I just bought:
Bet Me by Jennifer Cruise (my first of her)
Only with Your Love by Lisa Kleypas
Prairie Wife by Cheryl St John
Angel Rogue Mary Jo Putney
Turn Left At Sanity by Nancy Warren
Lady's Choice by Winnie Griggs
Bad Boys Down Under by Nancy Warren

sssssoooooo what books do I get now