Limecello’s review of The Maverick by Diana Palmer
Contemporary romance released by Silhouette Desire 8 Dec 09

I’m pretty sure people believe that Diana Palmer is one of my favorite authors. This statement isn’t true. It’s more that Ms. Palmer is almost a compulsion – like a drug I can’t quit. I know there are other Palmer addicts out there, so you know what I’m talking about. Many people read a book by Ms. Palmer and think “I don’t get the hype.” But generally, every story has something about it that makes it special. I’m sorry to say, that The Maverick wasn’t one of these surprise gems.

Both the hero and heroine have had appearance in previous books by Ms. Palmer – her seemingly never ending Long Tall Texan series. (I do not lie- I’m pretty sure there are more than 60 interconnected stories at this point, and that’s low balling it.)

I’m going to talk about the hero, Harley Fowler, first because he’s been a part of so many previous stories. Harley seemed to be perpetually unlucky in love. He’s dated practically every heroine from when he first appeared, to now, when he finally gets his own book. I don’t want to say it, but I’m a little disappointed. (Not as much as others, based on reactions I’ve seen – but… still a bit let down.) Harley has surprising depth, and the reader knows him to be a good guy. He used to be cocky and immature, but now has grown into a respectable, and likable man. Harley knows what is important in life, and doesn’t care about image or what other people think of him in regards to what is “in” or “fashionable.” All of these characteristics are things you look for and want in a hero, but unfortunately Harley just falls a bit flat here.

Alice Jones I believe was a medical examiner, but regardless, she also has appeared in a number of previous books. She’s quirky, has an off kilter sense of humor, and essentially weirds people out. Alice uses her off beat humor as a way to amuse herself and cope with the cases she deals with. I understand that. However, Ms. Palmer takes it too far in the book. I don’t think there’s a single instance where someone doesn’t walk away from Alice. The reader feels beaten about the head with Alice’s supposedly “fun and sassy” personality, that simply isn’t. Alice is just… weird. I get that she’s supposed to be whimsical or idiosyncratic… but it reads as if Alice, or Ms. Palmer is trying too hard. (And sadly without succeeding.)

I liked Alice and Harley as individuals, but didn’t think they had any chemistry as a couple. It seemed as if Ms. Palmer had a check list – one she uses for every book, and made sure she hit the high points, and let the rest go. Harley used to be a jerk, but now he’s matured and ready to settle down. Check. The heroine falls in love with the hero first. Check. The heroine is inexperienced [generally a virgin- which yup, she is here] – check. (And it’s not that I have an issue with the concept – simply that there seems to be no reason for it here. Other than… Alice’s social skills or lack thereof may have guaranteed that happenstance.) Someone is murdered/there is a horrific crime committed in Jacobsville. Check. The townspeople all come out en masse – check.

Alice proposes to Harley – jokingly- I believe the first time she meets him, and every subsequent time. Their first meeting is incredibly antagonistic, and yet suddenly they become friends. And more than that, they begin dating, and hello they’re all over each other. O_o Oh and Harley just so happens to be a senator’s kid, though he’s been estranged from his parents for over a decade. Don’t worry – they reconcile by the end of the book. Of course. (Oh- check mark here too.)

This isn’t the worst Diana Palmer book I’ve read, and by no means one of the worst books in general I’ve ever read. I’m just sad that it’s very disjointed, and essentially not up to par for other books by Ms. Palmer. The flow isn’t quite there, and too much is happening at once, in too short a time period. As a result, the plot, romance, and pacing of the book are all shortchanged.

If you’re a die-hard Diana Palmer fan, or love Harley, read this book. It’s cute, and explains a lot about him. If you’re wondering if you should try out a Diana Palmer book, stay away from this one. She has so many better ones out there.

Grade: D-

Always in the middle of trouble, be it during roundup or at Jacobsville county dances, Harley Fowler emerges unscathed. Until he meets whirlwind, top-notch investigator Alice Jones, who is trying to solve a murder involving the one family Harley doesn’t want to talk about—his own. Suddenly he’s in the midst of mayhem—and all he can think about is protecting Alice. But the stubborn woman is unappreciative of his efforts. What’s a confirmed maverick to do? Is seduction the solution?

Read an excerpt here.

Limecello’s review of Heartless by Diana Palmer
Contemporary western romance released by HQN Books 26 May 09

I was pleasantly surprised by Diana Palmer’s newest book. If you’re new here… Hi, my name is Limcello, and I read Ms. Palmer’s books. If you’re a regular at the pond, you know I’m addicted to the crack. There’s something about Ms. Palmer’s books that keep me coming back for more. Even though, like most people say, her books are pretty much the same, and there’s something about her characters that make you want to smack them. But the rest of it – well… every so often, a story is magic. And I feel that it hit here, with Heartless.

Gracie is your typical Diana Palmer heroine, but I felt that she was a bit more self-actualized. Yes, she has a tragic past (honestly, check out some of my other Diana Palmer reviews [here] for context if you haven’t read her before). Gracie’s had a lot to deal with – and it’s rather incredible. Almost ludicrous, but you get over it. It’s so twisted, yet so much a part of who she is.

Nevertheless, Gracie does get to assert her independence, and I loved that. She’s a sweet girl who is spunky, and definitely more optimistic than I could ever be. Yes, Gracie’s ridiculously naïve – unbelievably so-  but her saving grace is that she’s not too stupid to live. This is a key factor in what saves Diana Palmer books for me. While Gracie is clueless as to any number of things, including interpersonal relationships, and sex, she’s not about to run into the middle of a gunfight on some misguided notion of asserting herself.

Jason is your quintessential old school romance hero. He’s rich, a bit rough around the edges, totally emotionally stupid, makes a lot of mistakes, and is madly – madly- in love with the heroine. He just doesn’t have the social skills or aptitude to tell her. Instead, Jason suffers from what he believes to be unrequited love for a number of years, and then lashes out. It’d be comical, if it wasn’t so sad. Jason is a good guy, and seems to get swept along for much of the book. Although Jason is an ass for much of the novel, the fact that he comes to his senses- and is generally abused by almost all the other characters, make forgiving him acceptable.

I really liked that Ms. Palmer allowed more of the story to progress. I felt that Gracie was a much more developed heroine then normal, and someone who grew throughout the course of the book. Ms. Palmer manages to pack in an extraordinary amount of plot in a relatively short book. I actually wish it was longer, and some of the side stories more developed. I definitely was never bored at any point while reading Heartless.

Yes, this book, and Ms. Palmer’s books in general are formulaic, but it’s what is within the plot, the characters, and their stories – that indescribable, intangible something that keeps me coming back for more. I feel for the characters. I become emotionally invested, and involved. I remember many of their names and experiences – even more than a number of other books, even with books I may have liked better.

I have to say… I did fervently hope that more would come of General Machado and Gracie. Ms. Palmer’s heroines are too often the beaten down, defeated woman, while the hero is someone women absolutely go mad over. I’ve also mentioned before, that Ms. Palmer appeals to me because she makes her heroes suffer what I consider to be an adequate and satisfying amount. (Generally they go through soul searing agony and the threat of absolute loss – yet without becoming annoying or excessive.)

What did bother me, because I knew Heartless was connected to other books (like 50 of them) – that I had some trouble remembering specifics about the previous book[s]. Or at least, what I felt would be relevant. Also, at this point I believe I’ve read nearly 100 of Ms. Palmers books, if not more, and it’s incredibly difficult to keep them all organized and distinct in my head. Especially since the vast majority of them are linked. Although, I will give Ms. Palmer props for the fact that each of her books are stand alone. You get a better and deeper sense of characterizations and community, or perhaps a few inside jokes if you’ve read the others, but each one can be read by itself. And that is incredibly impressive. It’s definitely one aspect of the “old school writing” that I wish would be revived.

I don’t know if I let that affect my opinion – and I generally try not to, but a number of people suggest approaching a Diana Palmer book differently than you would other books. While I generally agree, I will say I don’t think Heartless necessarily needs that caveat. Ms. Palmer’s books have been reprinted countless of times, so a new reader might pick up a book originally published in the 1970s, read it today, and be furious. Gracie and Jason’s story may require some suspended belief for the plot, but the characterizations (aside from Gracie’s ignorance about sex), and the way their relationship finally comes about is believable, and enjoyable.

If you’re considering a Diana Palmer book, I suggest this one, whether you’re a fan, or a new Diana Palmer reader.

Grade: B-

Summary:
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As a teenager, Gracie worshiped her stepbrother, Jason, a strong, silent young cowboy who left home early to seek his fortune. Though Gracie hadn’t seen him in years, when her mother passed away, Jason ensured that Gracie would be cared for. Now the wealthy owner of Comanche Wells ranch, Jason has finally come back home, and discovered that the little girl he knew is all grown up.
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When a moment of unbridled passion results in a kiss, Jason realizes that he’s falling for Gracie. But Gracie harbors a shameful secret that makes her deeply afraid to love.
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Read an excerpt here.

Well, as much as I love reading historical westerns as much as y’all – the polite, alpha cowboy on his white horse and the town’s school marm with loads of gumption getting their HEA, but I also love reading contemporary westerns – that same polite, alpha cowboy who’s been raised right by his mama in today’s world and a more world-wise, modern heroine who can now be anything she wants other than a school marm.

I’ve not read huge amounts of contemp westerns, but I have my favorite authors who I go back to time and again, plus others I still have in the TBR mountain and know I’ll enjoy just as much when I finally read them.

1. Lorelei James is the first to come to mind. I have the best time with her Rough Riders and Wild West Boys series. The books center around the McKay and West families, and while they are definitely erotic stories, the way she weaves family with tragedy and fun and emotion with all the lovin’ going on behind closed doors, her books are always at the top of my list. Her cowboys walk and talk like they should too. No ugly western speak on any of her pages. My faves are Cowgirl Up and Ride, Tied Up Tied, and Branded as Trouble — all for three very different reasons. You can see my reviews of these three books and others of Ms. James here.

2. I discovered Catherine Anderson from the ladies at an historical romance chat group I’m in, and with her first book in her Kendrick/Coulter series, Baby Love, she hooked me not only with her storytelling and characters, but the emotion she wrings from with every book. I’m sorry to say I’ve only read a couple of Ms. Anderson’s books so far, but I know when I do pick up another, it’s going to be one terrific ride. My favorite of those few I’ve read to date is Phantom Waltz. Lordamercy, the emotion in that book will set you back a few days.

3. As good as Linda Lael Miller’s historical westerns are, her contemporaries are just as good. I loved her Montana Creeds trilogy released just recently (see my DDS review on the Creeds here) and still have her McKettrick follow-up books to read, which I know I will love as much as the original books.

4. Anna Jeffrey nee Sadie Callahan nee Dixie Cash is a one-woman force when it comes to contemp westerns. I have read her Jeffrey and Callahan books but have yet to sample her Cash stories. The few I have read so far have turned out to be pleasant surprises, especially Lone Star Woman under the Callahan pseudonym (see my review here). I have plenty more Jeffrey books to read and look forward to getting to them.

5. Though I really love her paranormals, Lisa Renee Jonesgave readers a look at another side of her writing with Lone Star Surrender last year. This is her only contemp western, but I’m hoping she’ll write more down the road.  Lisa is one of those authors who knows how to put the sizzle in love scenes whether it’s in the western or paranormal style, so more of her cowboy lovin’ would be a treat.

6. As for contemp western authors whose books I have but have not yet had the pleasure to read, there’s a few that come to mind: Jodi Thomas, Mackenzie McKade, Joan Johnston, Patrice Michelle, and if you’re in need of a guilty pleasure, Diana Palmer.

So. Have you read any of these authors? What’s your take on their books in the modern western world? Who else do you love/hate when it comes to contemporary westerns? I know I’ve not thought of a lot. Hit me with it, pardner!

Limecello’s review of Diamond in the Rough by Diana Palmer
Contemporary romance released by Harlequin Romance on 14 Apr 09

I think that everyone (and I mean everyone) knows that I read/like Diana Palmer’s books. At this point, even I can’t particularly figure out why. They’re so… off the wall, really. Yet there is something about Ms. Palmer’s writing that keeps me – and a number of other readers coming back for more. (Much like crack. This is book crack.) Nevertheless, I enjoyed Diamond in the Rough much more than the previous few novels by Ms. Palmer, and I’m very much looking forward to her next book, Heartless.

As usual, there is a major age difference between the hero and heroine – here, twelve years. And I actually felt pretty good about that, considering for the first four or so chapters I thought the difference might be around 17 years. Still, everything could and would have been the same if there had been only one year, or one month between Sassy and John. I felt that the age conflict was more filler/boilerplate.

I’ve heard someone say if you’ve read one Diana Palmer book, you’ve read them all. And sadly, that seems to be the truth for all the books she’s written in the past five or six years. I’ll give you the formula. Young heroine, who is not so much repressed and innocent (though both), as really ignorant. Toss in poverty, and a random tragic past.

Abused by mother/father/grandfather or grandmother/aunt, poverty stricken, and small breasted. But they’re high! She’s really smart, but not well educated. She: a. can’t afford more school or b. is too unworldly to think much of higher education – at least for herself. Now the hero, he’s generally rich. However, he’s been burned by love before, and had become a misogynist. He also thinks it is wrong that he’s so hot for a girl who is so much younger than him, but can’t help his burning lust. It’s even better/more tragic when she’s pseudo family.

Yet in every book, there’s something about the writing, situation, characters, and emotions that makes it enjoyable. Here, Sassy wasn’t a complete doormat. While she fell into a number of the characteristics I listed, she’s still quite spunky and has a lot of optimism. I liked Sassy’s positive outlook, and the fact that she didn’t brood or angst. That would’ve been overkill. Her name fits her personality as well-christened Cassandry, Sassy seems more in line with everything about her. Sassy’s a bit of a throwback, but a heroine you hope finds good things. The hero, John Taggert Callister is more a foil for Sassy. While he’s a good person and a nice man, Sassy steals the show.

John Callister introduces himself as John Taggert, in order to give himself some anonymity in the town he just moved to. John is a hero who is ready to settle down, and does what he thinks is right. It’s nice to read about a hero who is still gallant and considers the welfare of others before his own. I liked his personality, and the fact that we had a few glimpses into John’s inner thoughts.

While I did notice a few minor discrepancies with facts (secondary characters with their ages changed etc), I thought the book was well written. The relationship between John and Sassy is entertaining, and their interaction is quite amusing. Just once, I’d like something more to develop from the minor love triangles Ms. Palmer so loves writing in. However, the secondary characters are all very enjoyable, and I wouldn’t mind reading more about any one of them. The story was overall quite believable, with nothing too outrageous and it was a nice, indulgent read.

I recommend this book to any Diana Palmer fan, but especially to the readers who have wanted to read a book by Ms. Palmer but have not yet done so.

Grade: B-

Summary:
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Sassy Peale is desperate to help her family, but her meager salary doesn’t stretch far. Then she meets John Callister, and she thinks her new friend is an honest-to-God cowboy—rugged and trustworthy.
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But John isn’t a ranch hand, he’s a millionaire from one of Montana’s most powerful families! And when Sassy finds out who he really is, she’s certain the arrogant millionaire is just playing with her. John has to convince Sassy that he’s the man she first thought he was—a diamond in the rough.
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Read an excerpt here.

Limecello’s review of Heart of Stone by Diana Palmer
Contemporary romance published by Silhouette on 1 Sep 08

The newest installment in the seemingly endless Long, Tall, Texan series, Heart of Stone doesn’t really stand out from the rest. If you’ve never read one of Diana Palmer’s books before, I’d encourage reading one of her other books first.

Keely Walsh is a nineteen-year-old veterinarian technician, but she’s very old for her age. Too nice for her own good, she lets everyone walk all over her. Still, she has some good friends, and Keely enjoys her relatively simply life. Keely has had a very difficult past, and a bad current home life. While her personality is a stronger than one might expect, her actions take what ground that would have given her away.

Boone Sinclair is a thirty two year old businessman cum rancher. He intimidates everyone, but is well respected in the community. Boone isn’t particularly close to anyone but his siblings, and his old German shepherd Bailey. He’s something of a jerk throughout the book, especially when he’s interacting with Keely. Portrayed as overbearing, the reader understands that it is concern that makes him meddle in people’s lives.

I understand the sentiment where a lot of people say “if you’ve read one Diana Palmer book, you’ve read them all.” I’ve always felt that each book has subtle differences and nuances, until I read this book. Yes, a few characteristics were different, but I feel anything in this book was that distinctive. The heroine has been in love with the hero for years. She’s had an extremely traumatic childhood, and is stuck in a terrible home situation. The hero has always been in love with the heroine, but feels that she is too young, and takes out his frustration and repressed love/lust out on her. Tragedy strikes, forcing the characters to admit their feelings and depend on each other.

I found myself thinking “when will Ms. Palmer write characters with normal lives?” Or at least, without an overabundance of dreadful life experiences. I understand the “trial by fire” making characters stronger and more interesting, but hers have become ashes they’ve been burnt so many times. I also didn’t think the excuse given for Boone trotting his girlfriend/ex-fiancée in front of Keely’s face all that plausible either.

Much of the book was repetitive. For example, I got sick of hearing how sick the characters were of the Presidential race. I generally enjoy, and am vaguely amused by how the characters in Ms. Palmer’s characters act. They’re cheeky, like practical jokes, are generally repressed and somewhat awkward when it comes to sex and relationships. They’re also rather static, and don’t act how you’d expect normal humans, or characters to. However, in Heart of Stone the characters simply fell flat. The characters were gullible in the extreme, and not very sympathetic. I didn’t feel much empathy for any of their situations, and felt that each event and situation had already been used in a previous book.

I did like the cameo appearances from a number of characters – some who already have their own books. I’d love to read the stories of all the secondary characters, and do plan on reading more of Ms. Palmer’s books. This one, however, was something of a disappointment. I wouldn’t really recommend this book unless you’re a die-hard Ms. Palmer fan, or will suffer from burning curiosity until you do. I will, however, read any and all of Ms. Palmer’s forthcoming stories.

Grade: D+

Summary:

A businessman and a rancher, Boone Sinclair has it all – except for Keely Walsh. The lovely beauty has always beguiled him… yet he was too experienced for her innocent charm.

But when Keely’s life is endangered by forces beyond her control, he has to protect her. Once Keely is under his roof, Boone is the ultimate Long, Tall Texan – reticent, noble, loyal and blessed with a Texas-size stubbornness! It’s up to Keely to convince him that she’s no longer a girl; she’s a woman out to win his heart!

Read an excerpt here.

Limecello’s review of Eye of the Tiger by Diana Palmer
Contemporary romance published by Silhouette on 1 Mar 86

Most of you know I like Diana Palmer’s books – and here, I’m going to try to explain. I will say, that this (along with Coltrain’s Proposal, yes) is one of my favorite books. I only have about 20 more of her books to read (out of ~140?) so that should mean something. While reading the book, I kept wondering what it is about Ms. Palmer’s books that I enjoy so much – and this book really highlights why I appreciate her writing.

First, I feel that this book is different from many of Ms. Palmer’s other ones. It’s set in Kentucky, but more importantly, the characters are distinct. Eleanor Whitman is a nurse, and she’s hung up on Keegan Taber. Of course they have a “sordid encounter,” and she effectively avoids him for four years. Wait – that’s where the similarities to other books end. Ellie is smart, realistic, and true to herself. Yes, there is a slight issue of her not being in touch with her own emotions, but she stands up for herself. Ellie has a boyfriend, lives her own life, going toe to toe with Keegan. She’s very real, and someone you would like to have as a friend – Ellie’s spunky. She’s satisfyingly pragmatic and it’d be nice if more romance heroines were like her across the board.

Keegan Taber is a fun Diana Palmer hero because, well, he’s not a jerk. I’ll give you a moment to recover from your shock. He was a jerk, four years ago before the story begins, but now, he’s grown and matured. In fact, Keegan is madly in love with Ellie, and trying to get back into her good graces. He’s a bit heavy handed at times, and makes some stupid-man mistakes, but not only is that fiction, it’s how life goes. Keegan is a well-rounded character with depth and humor.

I liked how the heroine was actually the one who wasn’t pushing for a relationship, and is in fact, relatively clueless. It was nice for Ellie to not be depressed and mopey throughout the book, or believing/tricking herself into believing wedding bells were on the way simply because Keegan kissed her. If anything, it was the other way around. Keegan knows it’s not in Ellie’s nature to get close to people, and thinks their encounters mean Ellie is open to a committed relationship.

Ms. Palmer has so many fans, I think, because her writing is so real. It’s frustrating, and some people think the stories are ridiculous – and at times, yes, it does go there- but generally, and especially in this book, the plot, the characters and their reactions are so viable. Misunderstanding a simple issue can have widespread and long lasting repercussions. Events, minor or major can really change a person and greatly impact someone’s life. As much as the reader might not want to, it’s something they can relate to. While reading, even after a frustrating event, I’d think that just makes so much sense. Additionally, the secondary characters are all well written and enjoyable.

I also like her characters for how direct they can be, especially in their dialogue. It’s abrupt and at times awkward, but nice. You don’t normally read “You’re a nice man.” in a book when it means exactly that. Only. The character’s straightforward speech conveys what they’re thinking at the moment, but the plot follows all the convoluted nuances of the past, various reactions, and everything left unspoken.

Then again, there’s the major aspect of hero groveling. I love that. No hero can grovel like a Diana Palmer hero, and Keegan spends pretty much the entire book doing that. Albeit not explicitly. You feel emotionally connected to and invested with both of Ellie and Keegan, but not frustrated with them. I think Ms. Palmer strikes an excellent balance here.

Character driven stories are my favorite, and this book is a great example of that. Even if you’ve read a Diana Palmer book before and didn’t like it – I’d suggest you read this one. (If you can find it – I know it’s hard to get but it’s also available in two anthologies that should be easier to find – Lover Come Back and Heaven on Earth – possibly more.) In fact, I can happily recommend this book to anyone. It truly is one of my favorite Diana Palmer books, and a romance book I really enjoy in general.

Grade: A

She Wanted To Make Him Jealous…
Four years ago Eleanor Whitman had been crazy about Keegan Taber. Crazy enough to let him seduce her-and then find out he was engaged to another woman!

Now Keegan claimed he’d only ever wanted her-but Eleanor was seeing someone else. She and Wade were only friends-but Keegan didn’t have to know that…just yet!

Or

Years ago, Eleanor Whitman had had a furious crush on Keegan Taber – and he’d wanted nothing to do with her! But that was then… and now, four years later, Keegan would give anything to have Eleanor love him again. Could Keegan hope to win Eleanor back before his rival put a ring on her finger?

Limecello’s review of Night of Love by Diana Palmer
Contemporary Romance released by Silhouette Desire on Aug 93 & Dec 98
Released again in Mar 08 as one-half of Man of the Hour (see end of review)

This book is interesting, in my opinion, because it’s not part of Diana Palmer’s Long Tall Texans series. Of course, that’s not the only intriguing facet about it. The characters are well written and developed, though their story is slightly similar to Ms. Palmer’s other books.

Meg Shannon is a ballerina, and I have to say, I didn’t particularly like her based on how the book started. She gets a phone call from a woman and automatically assumes it’s one of Steven’s f**k-bunnies (although I’m sure that’s not a term that would have occurred to any of the characters, much less the author, especially at the time it was written), and pretends she’s just rolled over from a marathon session with Steve in bed. The scene just didn’t fit in with the rest of the book, or her personality. Still, her character becomes more developed, and enjoyable. Meg protects herself, and is generally able to go toe to toe with Steven, which is fun to read.

Steven Ryker, is of course, a business tycoon. He’s good friends with Meg’s older brother, and owns the company where they both work. He and Meg were involved a number of years ago, but circumstances split them up. Steve never got over it, and he’s rather cruel to Meg as a result. I enjoyed seeing how he changed throughout the book, especially as he became more certain of his relationship with Meg, and began to open up. He’s a good guy.

As usual, in a Ms. Palmer novel, much of the conflict, if not all, is due to an utter lack of communication between the characters. They do stupid things, yes, which result in relatively normal reactions, but the fact that all the problems could be easily solved both annoy the reader, and grips them. Meg has hang-ups about marriage, especially having children, and Steve doesn’t think Meg loves him for himself, and that he’s her second choice. Some pictures and unhelpful words and interference from parents led to Meg running away to New York from Wichita, KS after she had a blow up fight with Steve.

Luckily, the book begins with Meg’s homecoming, and both characters older, and slightly wiser. One thing I really enjoyed about the story was the secondary characters. They’re well written, a lot of fun, and a great support to the main story. You have to feel badly for Meg and Steve, who did love each other so much, but their own uncertainties as well as outside factors kept them apart. There’s the star crossed lovers aspect that has you rooting for them.

Another component to the book that I don’t know if I like or dislike, is … well the interaction of the characters. Specifically, the sex. The characters are generally repressed (which in a way is fun) – but the love scenes are a bit odd. Something like the proverbial train wreck, where you can’t look away. It’s horrid, yet fascinating at the same time. The characters are awkward, yet it works, especially for them, and in the context of the story.

I know this book is tied to at least three more, but I feel that a number of others are slightly connected to it as well. One thing that is definitely true of Ms. Palmer would be her mastery of series. I did like Meg and Steve, and their story, but this wouldn’t be labeled one of my favorite Ms. Palmer books. It is fun, however, and a necessary read if you’re a Ms. Palmer fan – especially because so many of the secondary characters get their own books.

Grade: C+

Mr. August

The Man: Steven Ryker, strong-willed, determined… dangerous to love!

The Myth: That this tough guy didn’t give a thought to any woman.

The Legend: He was a man no female could resist, with a heart no woman could claim.

The Awful Truth: Meg Shannon was in town – and Steven was in trouble!

Once Steven had given sweet Meg his love, but she’d thrown it all away fro a life that excluded him. Well, he didn’t care that she was back in town; he’d learned his lesson the hard way. This bachelor wasn’t going to get burned again, no matter what Meg said about “circumstances beyonf our control.” His control was doing just fine, and she could forget all about rekindling their flame…

Night of Love can also be found as one half of the single-author anthology Man of the Hour (HQN, 1 Mar 08). The other half is Secret Agent Man – review to follow.

Limecello’s review of Secret Agent Man by Diana Palmer
Contemporary Romance published by Silhouette Desire on Dec 93
Released again in Mar 08 as one-half of Man of the Hour (see end of review)

I really like this book. I enjoyed reading about the characters, and found both the story line and subplots interesting, and important. What I really appreciate about the book is a minor aspect, but one I think is important, and love when romances “teach” real life lessons. Here, it’s how important knowledge of self defense is for women.

Kirry Campbell is a great heroine (especially for a Diana Palmer book). She’s smart, a business executive, and isn’t naïve. If you’ve read other Ms. Palmer books, you’ll understand what I’m talking about. She had a relationship with Lang, but that ended badly, and while it did affect her, she doesn’t approach him like a wounded puppy. I like how Kirry stands up for herself, and doesn’t particularly have a terrible past. She’s a regular career girl, and a good person. I also loved the fact that Kirry is never pathetic in regards to Lang.

Lang Patton is an interesting character. In other novels, he’s something of a clown, and torments other characters much to the reader’s delight. Here in his own story, however, he’s much more serious, and it’s rare for his strange (yet fun) sense of humor to make an appearance. Likely because Kirry has him tied in knots and he’s rather out of control. The impact is greater when you know Lang is a former CIA agent who has come home to take over as head of security for a private security job (in San Antonio).

As usual, misunderstand kept these two lovebirds apart. A bad situation, outside factors, words exchanged in the heat of anger, and personal hang-ups all worked against them. Also, their age, and the fact that each still wanted, and needed to live their lives. I thought it was interesting that Lang was the one who had issues with marriage and intimacy. It isn’t often the hero has the baggage and issues (although in Ms. Palmer’s books almost every character has a tragic story).

The development of Kirry and Lang’s relationship is natural and believable. The steps they take and how they react to secondary characters and outside factors was realistic, and enjoyable. One major plot device that throws the two together is Kirry’s stalker. Lang moves next door to her to protect her. He also teaches her self-defense, which comes in quite handy for Kirry. The serious and important undertones of the book are something I think every person should consider. (Although I will admit to being too lazy to look up whether or not stalking was/is a crime, etc.)

There are a number of secondary characters both good and bad, but I liked how they all acted as a “supporting cast” and never detracted from Kirry and Lang’s story. Too often a secondary character steals the show, but Ms. Palmer balances the two perfectly. Seeing how Kirry and Lang work through their issues and build an actual relationship (the second time around) is gratifying. The selfless acts of the characters, their personalities, and the plot all make Secret Agent Man a welcome read.

I did think it was interesting the publisher decided to put Night of Love and Secret Agent Man together in a novel – I would have thought King’s Ransom would have taken the place of Secret Agent Man – or at least it would have been included as well. King’s Ransom is a satisfying end to this little series, and is a book I still need to find.

Grade: B-

The Man: Lang Patton, former secret agent, scarred – body and soul,

His Mission: Adjust to everyday life and avoid romance at all costs.

The Obstacle in His Way: Ex-fiancée Kirry Campbell, currently being stalked by one very angry admirer.

Lang Patton had battled his conscience for years after breaking his engagement o pretty Kirry Campbell. She had wanted promises he couldn’t make, needed him in ways he couldn’t fulfill. Now Kirry was back in his life, whether he wanted her there or not. She desperately needed his skills to protect her from a violent pursuer. And this time, Lang vowed not to let her down – or let her go!

Man of the Month: He knows what he wants and he knows how to get it!

Secret Agent Man can also be found as one half of the single-author anthology Man of the Hour (HQN, 1 Mar 08). The other half is Night of Love – review to follow.

Limecello’s review of Coltrain’s Proposal by Diana Palmer
Contemporary romance published by Silhouette 1 Aug 95

I recently acquired this book as part of a birthday trade, and I couldn’t be happier. I think I’ve made it clear that I enjoy Diana Palmer’s novels – there’s just something about them. The characters are fun and witty, the plots obvious yet interesting, and the books are simply addicting. I think I’ve read 110 of Ms. Palmer’s novels, and this is one of my favorites.

Lou Blakely is suffering from unrequited love – much like a typical Diana Palmer heroine. However, Lou is a strong character, and has an interesting history. While this seems to be a common affliction found in Ms. Palmer’s heroines, not only was this book written nearly 13 years ago, but Lou’s past isn’t overbearing. She has a lot of baggage, but she’s able to get over it, and I think it’s also important to mention that the way her past is told isn’t maudlin or excessive.

Jeb Coltain also fits the general mold of one of Ms. Palmer’s heroines. He’s a complete jerk to Lou – but he has reasons for doing so. Jeb had history with Lou’s father, and he’s had a hard time getting over it. While not fair, it was believable if not reasonable for him to treat Lou coldly. And then there were also the usual plethora of reasons – because he was attracted to her but thought she shot him down, which upset him, and so on. However he figures out his emotions decently early in the book, and decides to put all of his considerable charm towards carefully wooing Lou.

Once the relationship was more or less established, or at least Lou and Jeb stopped fighting like cats and dogs, the story was quite sweet. Yes, the character said things thoughtlessly, or caused each other some grief, but too often that’s how real life is. Also, as the story unfolds, the characters reveal unexpected depths. I loved how Lou could go toe to toe with Jeb professionally, even though she was clueless emotionally.

While the secondary characters at times didn’t seem to add much to the story, and the main characters relied on gossip a bit too much, there were still a lot of sweet scenes. One of my favorites is when Jeb and Lou go shopping for an engagement ring, but Jeb had to resort to trickery to lure Lou out, and she thinks it’s for a sham engagement. (Complicated, huh?)

For those who are fans of Diana Palmer, most likely you’ve already read this book, but I personally recommend reading it again. I definitely have. For those of you who are looking for a Diana Palmer book to try – I would suggest this one. It’s short, sweet, well written, and interesting. These two characters also make many appearances in Ms. Palmer’s other novels. (One last thing – did anyone else notice the typo in Fearless that said Jeb was Lou’s brother-in-law?)

Grade: A

Rules of Engagement for a Long, Tall Texan!
Louise Blakely, M.D.: Doctor with a heartache    She didn’t want to love Jeb Coltrain. The legendary Texan treated her like the enemy. And Coltrain’s shocking marriage proposal demanded surrender…
Jeb Coltrain, M.D.: Physician on a mission   He aimed to ambush unsuspecting Louise, whose father had so cruelly betrayed him. Yet her provocative innocence lit a fire in him. And now he’d break any rule to win her, to wed her…
Make-Believe Marriage: The arrangement is temporary – love is forever!

Limecello’s review of Cattleman’s Choice by Diana Palmer
Contemporary Romance re-released by Harlequin Books 1 Jun 00

I discovered Diana Palmer a little more than a year ago, and she’s quickly become a “must read” author for me. I don’t know what it is about her books, because if you’ve read any, they’re quite formulaic. If you aren’t prepared as to what to expect, you might feel unpleasantly surprised. But, forewarned and forearmed, I think there’s a lot to enjoy. I also make it a point to make a quick check of the copyright date as well.

You’ll notice that this book was originally written in 1985, and has been re-released a number of times. I recently re-read it, and felt that it stands as a current read. At times the characters may appear dated, but otherwise there aren’t many aspects of the book that are dated.

Mandelyn is a very interesting heroine. She’s spunky and is rather no-holds barred, yet everyone knows her as being the perfect Southern lady. She even went to finishing school. Mandelyn owns a real estate business, that does rather well, and has a lot of friends, but nothing romantic. She lost someone she loved in the past, and subsequently walled off all her emotions. She’s the one person Carson won’t fight, and she isn’t sure why.

Carson is an interesting Diana Palmer hero. He’s rugged, and handsome, but rather down on his luck and rugged. Unfinished might be a way to describe him. He lives in near squalor, and hates materialism. This is taken to the extreme, considering he has his bachelors degree. However, his uncouth behavior in public embarrasses Mandelyn greatly, although he does it on purpose.

I felt that there wasn’t enough of a reason for Carson’s boorish behavior. Strong dislike to pretense isn’t enough to disregard all social niceties. This book suffered in a way from the typical lack of communication between characters. That and cluelessness. Carson has been in love with Mandelyn since he met her. Mandelyn is also attracted and drawn to Carson, but she’s repressed it. Her reactions are unreasonable, and not entirely believable.

Still, you have to sympathize with and feel sympathy for a man who has suffered from unrequited love silently for a number of years. Due to his circumstances, he becomes angry that Mandelyn can’t see it – even though everyone else knows. The ending is nice, however, and all the interaction between Carson and Mandelyn is entertaining, and at times sweet. The secondary characters are also a lot of fun and serve to forward the plot.

Mandelyn and Carson are both surprising characters, with depth that at times is unexpected. I liked how versatile and layered they were, and while this isn’t my favorite Diana Palmer book, it’s one that I feel is different from the others, and enjoyable. I’m not sure if the secondary characters also have their own books, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they do.

Grade: B-

Carson Wayne had come to Mandelyn Bush with the ultimate request: he needed her to teach him how to treat a lady. N doubt he’d asked the right person – Mandelyn was as polished and feminine as Carson was rough and reclusive. And she was the only person who could reason with him during one of his barroom brawls.

It was too intriguing a challenge to turn down. Mandelyn was curious about what lay beneath the outlaw’s hard shell. She suspected that the renegade was really a caring and sensitive man.

But what she hadn’t counted on were her own feelings for this irresistible rebel.

Limecello’s review of Fearless by Diana Palmer
Contemporary romance released by Harlequin on 1 Jun 08

I love Diana Palmer’s books. I don’t know what it is about her, but I love her writing. Love. She’s an author most readers tend to have strong opinions about. I admit, some of her story lines seem old and rehashed – but, each one still has unique aspects. Her writing has a warmth and wry humor that grips you. Ms. Palmer’s books are fun, witty, classy, and very enjoyable.

Gloryanne started off as an unique Diana Palmer heroine – she’s an Assistant District Attorney, so her high powered fast paced job is something different. However, she also has a limp, and hypertension, both due to a troubled past. She’s smart, and sassy. I knew I liked her when I read about Glory and her cane. (You’ll see.) Unfortunately, must of that opinion crumples when she begins to interact with the hero, Rodrigo. There’s also the fact that Ms. Palmer’s heroines are almost excessively tragic.

For his part, Rodrigo is 100% a typical Ms. Palmer hero. He’s alpha, former mercenary and military, entitled, and a jerk. He goes completely on assumptions, and judges based on appearances. Still, he’s attracted to Glory, and acts on his attraction. Rodrigo is a character most Diana Palmer fans will recognize, and I have to admit I was a bit surprised at how he was portrayed in this book. He’s a genuinely nice guy, but has a hard time getting over a woman he loved and lost, and ends up taking it out on Glory.

The initial romance between Glory and Rodrigo was not believable to me, and the spontaneous sex came out of the blue. Glory’s affections were sudden and didn’t jive with how she acted otherwise. However, once they interacted more steadily I could see the romance blossom, and absolutely loved the ending. The drama, angst, and penitence on the part of both characters was new, and infinitely enjoyable. The scenes with Glory being the ball busting ADA are priceless.

I like reading about Jacobsville, though I’m skeptical at the same time. How can a town of 2,000 people have an orchestra, hospital, a plethora ex-mercs? Still, it’s fiction. And makes for a terrifically interesting read. Another minor detail I took issue with is the internet taunting Glory suffered as child – that most likely wouldn’t have happened, considering she’s 26. Then, there’s the boilerplate story of two people who greatly dislike each other, having a night of passion, and then a baby. Moreover, the plot falls into the old romance trap of lack of communication between the characters providing the core conflict of the novel.

Overall, I enjoyed the book, but I would have liked it more if Fearless hadn’t contained so many romance clichés. I feel that most readers know what they’re getting into, and what they’re going to get when they pick up a Ms. Palmer book. For those yet to be initiated, I recommend picking up one of her novels from the early 2000s, and making your decision from there. For my part, I’m sold. Fearless made me cringe at parts, but Glory is a great heroine, and I’m glad Rodrigo got his story. Now, if only Rick Marquez will get his…

Grade: B-

Even in the wide open spaces of Texas, secrets find a place to hide…in the heart of a shy, determined woman; behind the hard, rugged exterior of a DEA agent; and in the dangerous world of drug smuggling.

Rodrigo Ramirez is sent undercover as an itinerant laborer on Gloryanne Barnes’s stepbrother’s farm in Jacobsville, where he’s looking to bust a new and vicious cartel operating south of the border. Gloryanne is smart, savvy and fiercely independent, but her job has put her in danger from the same criminal Rodrigo is investigating. She’s drawn to the enigmatic new farmhand, Rodrigo, a man who is much more than he seems, and who stirs a desire that leaves her breathless. But secrets are about to shatter all their lives, for better, for worse…and maybe forever.

Gloryanne’s sweet innocence is too much temptation for a tormented man. Confused and bitter about love, driven by his dangerous job and searching for answers, Rodrigo is not sure if his reckless offer of marriage is just a means to completing his mission—or something more. But as Gloryanne’s bittersweet miracle and Rodrigo’s double life collide, two people learning just what it means to trust must face the truth about each other, and decide if there’s a chance for the future they both secretly desire.

Memories.  Misty water-colored memories.  Awww! my first review!  It is almost enough to make me keep the book. For those playing the home game, I re-bought the book in massmarket paperback… I am a sad crack!whore for the Palmer! WoOT!

See the nifty things you can get away with when you RUN the site! RETRO REVIEW time! Blame Shannon (works or me).

Before Sunrise by Diana Palmer

Grade: C-
Sensuality: Hot

Diana Palmer is one of those authors you either like, or you wonder what kind of Crack the people reading it took. I generally love Palmer’s writing and simply enjoy her books without overthinking them. Yes, there are some very repetitive elements in her books, including the older man, young virginal woman, jealousy, mixed signals, and many things you don’t expect in a contemporary setting, but for me they are fun, quick reads with oddly endearing characters. Before Sunrise features all of the above, but it had me sighing rather quickly, and not in a good way.

Phoebe Keller met Jeremiah Cortez right before she started her last year in college. Being an anthropology student, she wanted to bring him home and study him, but alas – he was much too old for her. They parted ways as she held out an offer to come to her graduation. The book begins at Phoebe’s graduation, which Cortez attends against his better instincts. Sparks fly! Spit is swapped! Petting is heavy! Car windows steam! He has personal problems! They decide to be pen pals!

Full review can be read here.

Dear Self,

You have read The Texas Ranger.

You did not like The Texas Ranger.

In fact you didn’t even blog about this book because no one had annoyed you enough that week to make them read about your dislike of this book.

For the love of all that is holy – stop buying this fucking book.

Otherwise you will be forced to keep said book because somewhere deep inside you must really love a book you rebuy four times. And there will be an essay required regarding surgical procedures needed to remove a hymen.

Love,
Me

p.s. really might want to rethink the buying diana palmer thing…

UPDATE: if you didn’t notice this post is from 2006.  I haven’t bought this book again – thank you verra much – although I did almost pick it up again at a library sale.  In my defense I tend to just pick up any DP books.  Book!Crack It is What’s for Dinner. ::shrug:: Oh so I am still reading her, one should so remember that anytime I hate your book.  And OMG I sooooo can not fucking spell and really should read my posts before hitting publish.  That is all, what? I can ramble all I want, you won’t see this anyway and tis my blog.  LOL I know you have missed me, yes *eg*

New Books!

Lady Allerton’s Wager and The Notorious Marriage by Nicola Cornick (never read her)
Fairy Tale and The Husband Hunt by Jillian Hunter
The Defiant One by Danelle Harmon (need The Beloved One and I have all four)
Jed and Cash by Linda Devlin (rock creek six series, still need Sullivan)
Outlaw Hearts by Rosanne Bittner (kristij rec)
The Love of a Stranger by Anna Jeffrey (have all three now, not sure why I wanted them haven’t read her yet)
Night Fire and Wild Dawn by Cait Logan (older westerns never read her)
Cheyenne Moon by Carol Finch
Temptation’s Wild Embrace by Rene J. Garrod (author mentioned on maili’s blog, don’t think this was the book though)
Mail-Order Outlaw by Millie Criswell (someone was talking about this author, can’t remember why, what book or who it was – go me and my memory!)
Out of Control by Shannon McKenna
Coltrain’s Proposal by Diana Palmer (Keishon rec)
Kiss Me Once, Kiss Me Twice by Kimberly Raye (still haven’t read her but have the 2nd book in the series so what the hell)
Houston We Have a Problem by Erin McCarthy