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limecello.jpgSo this has been floating around in my fevered little head the past few days… but first I’d like to discuss one thing. Last week, strange things started happening to the Amazon rankings of books. Lauren Dane, I know, mentioned it a few times. Then, today (Sunday), word spread that Amazon did an EPIC FAIL. They removed all books with “adult content” from their general searches. (They’ll show if you’re in the “books” department, generally… but still.) I saw Larissa Ione and Stephanie Tyler’s Sydney Croft books disappear before my eyes while searching for Larissa Ione. (It was pretty creepy.) 

epic failI think much of the news was from this post, and of course a number of authors who write erotic romance or erotica are/were affected.

I don’t think this was a brilliant thing for Amazon to do. It also follows something I’ve noted a long time ago, and mentioned a few times – but not here. Did you notice that Amazon killed the Romance section from their Bargain Books page? I’m not 100% sure when that happened, but it’s been this way for six months at least. At first I thought it was a glitch. And you know, I don’t check it daily. Then, I emailed Amazon. Nothing. Emailed them again. The same. Third time? “Oh we’re working on it.” (That was over a month ago.)

… Shady business. Anyway, the ladies at Smart Bitches, Trashy Books decided to google bomb Amazon. “New term?” Amazon Rank. Go on, click. You know you want to!Ok – so maybe Amazon will change it’s no “adult” book policy. And bring back the bargain romance books. (Sorry, authors, I know some of you hate this – but… some of us are poor. Like really poor. And… like airlines should learn selling some is better than none, yes?)

Now… book talk. I think I’ll have some rant-y posts coming up, so I want the prelude to be something nice. Also, Jen B’s post made me want to chat books too.

If you were asked to compare the authors (or pick which you prefer) from Austen and Eliot – who would you choose? And more importantly, would your mind default to George Eliot, or T.S. Eliot? I thought of the former, Jen B, the latter.

Next, have all of you read The Awakening? Should I cave to Jen and issue a general challenge for all of us to read/re-read it? I remember liking it… but definitely was not as affected by Kate Chopin’s writing.

Do you have a favorite book? I think the book I’ve read the most in my life is The Witch of Blackbird Pond. Maybe a guilty secret? I loved The Scarlet Pimpernel – there’s this one quote that makes me want to die. I had a wonderful unabridged hardcover copy, but lost it in college. So if anyone ever goes to suite 461, Drackett Tower, and wants to check behind the “desk” closest to the window and see if my long lost copy is there, you’d be my hero. I saw the movie with Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman (cuz that’s her name) in 10th Grade World History CP, and was hooked. My friends quoted that silly little poem and cracked up. That demmed elusive pimpernel! shirt.

I’ve already waxed … well, if not poetic, often about romance novels – and hey, bring them up – I’m happy to discuss them as always.

But kid books are next on my list. Twilight? Meh. I picked it up and read/skimmed through it, and was unimpressed. Maybe it’s because I’m not 12 anymore. (But, uh, I was reading Michael Crichton in 5th grade, and John Grisham in 7th…) Anyway, I don’t see much of the appeal of today’s kid books. Especially little kid books. Granted, I real all the series ones. Boxcar Children? Sweet Valley Twins (and then High), Baby Sitter’s Club, Nancy Drew, and all the Oz books. Whoever doesn’t like L. Frank Baum is a hater.

book cover I also read this series – about this dark haired girl who rode horses and was all “poor little rich girl me” and she lived somewhere like …Virginia and I’ve wanted to find those books forever but can’t. (Unfortunately, as a kid, I remembered what books I liked based on cover picture. Not title, not author. Not a good system, I know. When the library got rid of them? I was and am sunk. Sad.) There was also this historical Native American tale about a girl who was rejected by her father the chief because a) she was a girl and b) her eyes were funky but she ends up saving her people and hooking up with a dude name Jackal…

I love L.M. Montgomery. Madeline L’Engle. Before them, Laura Ingalls Wilder. Lloyd Alexander. Susan Cooper. Man, those are great books. Cynthia Voigt. On Fortune’s Wheel might be one of my favorite books ever. And I’m slowly acquiring her Tillerman series. I also liked Ella Enchanted – but feel like that was Gail Carson Levine’s best work. All the other Newberry books – Wheel on the School, Pippi Longstocking, you know the rest. Fantastic.

I did read L.J. Smith (and reviewed a trilogy too!) I remember Freeze Tag and The Immortal by Christopher Pike. (Who the hell grinds up a glass then hides it in a burger patty?!?) Anyway.

In high school, I basically read from the reading lists/assignments, and classics. She was never required reading, I’m quite fond of Austen, and like her gentle, witty sarcasm. Persuasion and Mansfield Park are fabulous. (And everyone knows Pride and Prejudice as well as Sense and Sensibility or Emma.)

I never did finish Candide by Voltaire :X but I loved The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas… more than his Three Musketeers books… and Thomas Hardy I’ve already mentioned because he’s the catalyst that pushed me towards romances. I had something floating around in my head about Tess of the d’Urbervilles but can’t remember. I guess it’s still more memorable than Far from the Madding Crowd. Never loved Dickens, and I did love Jane Eyre, though my favorite Brontë is Anne with The Tenant of Wildfell Hall. Poor unloved Anne. Emily… and Wuthering Heights… blah.

SO! What about you? Kid books you like? Adult? Classics? I also loved reading interesting biographies as a kid. Blue Jacket really sticks out… oh and hello – I can’t not mention Louisa May Alcott. Loved A Long, Fatal Love Chase. (Shout out to Liv too because she sent it to me after I mentioned it…)

Come and dish – what books are your favorites, past or present? Come on… there may be good reason to do so!

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(Oh right- so, as many of you know, March was a wash at the pond. TGTBTU sorely missed it’s fearless leader Sybil. However, it was a wash for me as well. This whole damn year has been. I may have only slept one week in February, and two in March. However, I don’t feel like ranting right now. (That would take me down a slippery slope – one from which I might never be able to climb back up. Especially considering what I’d be talking about.)

As I said, I’m poor. Really damn poor. So that monthly contest I promised? I’m going to have to change the terms. As in, it will no longer be monthly, but whenever I feel like it. Still, for US residents only.

joy The first winner was Sherry Thomas, and the second winner was Jen B. I didn’t have one for March because well, see above. March was a black hole for me.

**Also, Shelley, you won the giveaway for Anya Bast. Please email us your information. And… don’t despair.

***Lauren Dane has her giveaway – and Anya Bast and Lauren Dane in their wonderfulness and generosity are planning on giving away a few copies of their new anthology What Happens in Vegas… After Dark. So stay tuned for details.