Sandy M. and Teddypig (aka the West Coast side of The Pond) have compiled a list of upcoming books that we here in The Pond cannot wait to read!! Some of the biggest names in the industry are taking risks and releasing work far outside of their usual comfort zones. WOOT! Bring ’em on!
Joey W. Hill ~ The Greek Billionaire Vampire’s Secret Baby
Greek billionaire Stakeros Nachos Monsteranni III was captivated by Mary-Kate. But their passionate affair was cut short when Mary-Kate’s mother attempted to pound iron stakes into his coffin. Seven months later, Stakeros is shocked to see Mary-Kate again during a trip to the local blood bank. She’s struggling to make ends meet as a trained Phlebotomist and she’s visibly pregnant! If she’s carrying the Monsteranni heir, that can mean only one course of action for Stakeros: She must become his love slave!
N.F. Roberts ~ Born to Death
The Concannon sisters of western Ireland are post modern women of ambition and talent, bound by the timeless spirit of their land and a terrible blood thirst. This is a tale of Howitzer Concannon, assassin daughter of Maggie Concannon and some nameless sequel hunk Nora never got around to writing about. Almost fatally injured in a plane crash the government of Ireland decides to rebuild Howitzer, augmenting her with cybernetic parts which give her superhuman strength and speed. After accidentally stabbing Police Lieutenant Eve Dallas 45 times during an electrical storm, this complexly wired woman, whose tacky superhero costume includes a short skirt and horizontally striped stockings, must seek to sooth the distraught Roarke Dallas. Will his wounded heart be slowly healed by a gentle and forgiving love?
Karen Marie Moning ~ The Highlander’s Bad Touch
Journey to a world of disco magic, breathtaking sensuality, thrilling time-travel….
Journey to the world of The Bad Boy Highlander. Crisscrossing Castro Street and the centuries, here is a novel as gripping as it is awesome– an electrifying adventure that will leave you breathless….
I am Dogbert MacKilted, a man with one good conscience and thirteen inches, driven to sate my darkest desires …
Forced through time, he winds up on the dance floor of the infamous Castro Bar Badlands, where Dogbert looks out over a sea of sweaty gyrating male flesh with a funky beat. A sixteenth-century Scot trapped between queens, he is fighting a losing battle with horny men seeking to get his phone number, dooming him to an eternity of sexual pursuit. When Anita Man, Drag Queen extraordinaire, student of life, girl on the go, and Sister of Perpetual Indulgence in training, buys him a drink, she finds the insatiable alpha male an irresistible lure especially when she realizes he has no underwear under there. Before long, Anita is caught up in an ancient prophecy that will sweep her back in time to medieval Scotland. Plunged into a world without Cover Girl makeup or a decent bartender, our Drag Queen will soon face the challenge of a lifetime: fighting thirteen vicious jacked up ugly ass bitches for the heart of one irresistible man who better take her home soon… if he knows what the hell is good for him.
Sherrilyn Kenyon – The Devil Needs a New Swan Hat (Dark Hunters, book 542)
Siyphfer had just perfected his best Tina Turner impersonation when, thinking he was only entering another talent show, he was instead tricked into Artemis’ service as a Dark-Hunter. This immortal has dreamed only of regaining his crown and seeking revenge on the vicious evil nasty queen who betrayed him. But when a hot young fashion designer, Christian Siriano, in perilous danger from that man eating bitch, Heidi Klum, suddenly appears in his life, Siyphfer knows that he just may have found the answer to all his prayers… a love that will cross realms to bring him a fabulous new swan hat
The incomparable Cassie Edwards has just announced the title of her next upcoming release!
Out of print for years, this classic will soon be re-released for a whole new generation to discover!
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OMG! Can’t wait for these!
Where do I PREORDER!
Omg. Must have these now!
Bet that Christian character is fierce!
Damn, I can’t WAIT for the audio book of THIS one! Dageus who? Drustun who?
Is it sad I actually want to read The Highlander’s Bad Touch now?
LMFAO!!!!! This is priceless!!!!!
aw. look at de cute widdle piggie n duckie.
I swear you had me going with the Joey Hill releae. lol. (Someone should write that book. hehee)
*snort* I want them all! youze is too funny.
And Christian Siriano in a romance novel? omg, just one word….Fierce!
I know I should focus on the books – and I did – believe me a) want b) haha – but… are those animals … well they make me think of Pocoyo.
You had me for a minute there. If it’s wrong to want to read The Highlander’s Bad Touch, I don’t want to be right.
So, is there a giveaway??
uh you know…. I could have sworn there was a buzzzzzzzzing about that there was….
I actually would have bought the Joey Hill book because I’m such a fan of hers. Thanks for the gigantic laugh!
Oh my dear God, I was SO ready to order the Greek Billionaire Vampire’s Secret Baby!
Loved that!
Somehow I missed the Vampire in the first title and thought it was a real book (until I got to the Stakero Nachos part). You guys are evil.
Sherrilyn Kenyon – The Devil Needs a New Swan Hat (Dark Hunters, book 542)
Love it!
p.s. – I think the nocturne title would work just as well as a presents title… [sans the vampire, I guess]
ROFL, time travel was never so much fun.
Well, Sandy and Teddy have completely stolen my next book idea right out of my head, down to the hero’s name and the title of the story. I’m just at a complete loss now. I may have to go into seclusion with chocolate and Firefly reruns to determine what to write next…
LOL – thank you both for the chuckle… Is it weird that I can actually see this book idea working?