Comments on: Review: Mona Lisa Craving by Sunny

By: AnnaAleksandra

AnnaAleksandra — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 00:21:56 +0000

My friend got this book, not realizing there would be 10-page long graphic sex scenes every chapter. She showed me one part to read and I was horrified at the detail Sunny put in there.

By: Sybil

Sybil — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:42:21 +0000

What is the next size up from supersized?

By: Bev(QB)

Bev(QB) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:55:17 +0000

Why yes, Gwen, I often spread open my book and hunch over to read it. How did you know my posture was so bad?

*bats lashes innocently*

By: Gwen

Gwen — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:42:16 +0000

Even if you have to bend over and spread ‘em to do it, eh, Bev?

(giggle)

By: Bev(QB)

Bev(QB) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:23:49 +0000

Aw shucks, Leah. *blushes* Thank you.

Sadly, I was born without a creative writing gene. However, my opinionated old bitch gene is apparently supersized. [Shut up, Syb]

*cue patriotic music*

But I vow to use my powers for good instead of evil. My mission is protect innocent readers like yourself from the pompous and pretentious. If I can save even one reader from the horrors of the OMFGTHISTOTALLYSUCKED book, then I am proud to say “I took one for the team.”

By: MB (Leah)

MB (Leah) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:50:07 +0000

My main thought after reading this review is, why aren’t you writing a book yourself? You…are hilarious! I’d write a really awful (the only kind I could write) book just for your snarky review.

By: Sybil

Sybil — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:05:06 +0000

LOL but you know you are more than amusing to make up for my lack of fun-ness

By: Bev(QB)

Bev(QB) — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:45:55 +0000

You’re no fun. hmmmpphh.

;-p

By: Sybil

Sybil — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:02:01 +0000

HELLO! I didn’t say you COULDN’T use the P word I said IF YOU DO that you damn well better do the work and SHOW it. Because it is a hella word to toss off.

So you could have done what Dear Author or SB did completely. They worked their butts off. You my love are lazy, so you didn’t. ::tosses hair::

I am sooooooooooo sweetness and light

damn it

By: katiebabs

katiebabs — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:37:09 +0000

What is she a dog that he had to wipe her down? Bleck.
Oh yes the darker alternative. Can you imagine that?

By: Bev(QB)

Bev(QB) — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:31:15 +0000

Plag…ue of locusts?

At least Syb only slapped YOU. She threatened to beat ME!

[Sweetness and light, my ass!]

“Do you need to use the toilet before we go?”
To my hot embarassment, I did.
No matter how much I begged and pleaded and then threatened, he would not undo the cuffs. I ended up using the toilet and then standing, a painful flush sweeping over my entire body, as he wiped me down afterward.

Katiebabs, that is how I chose to interpret it. I refused to let a whiff of the darker alternative waft into my brain.

Devon, stand by… that inner BREAST may show up in the next book.

By: Devon

Devon — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:25:56 +0000

Oh Lordy. I still won’t be trying these.

I thought it said she had an inner breast. That would be interesting.

By: katiebabs

katiebabs — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:26:38 +0000

EWWW… He cleaned her butt after she peed?? What a stand up guy. LOL

By: Gwen

Gwen — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:20:35 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA!

D-word, Derived.

P-word, Plag… OW! Sorry. Sybil just slapped me.